Non-drinker says dirty wordses

Pencil Monkey · 07-28-2003, 03:33 PM

*hops in takes a seat near Sirgets*

Hey man..... can I getta water?

*bar goes silent*

*cough*

Uh.. Hi..... I said cunnilingus in my first post... hope that makes up for the lack of alcohol drinking

Stag · 07-28-2003, 03:45 PM

<lifting head of bar, one eye open>

Barkeep, he wants a Scotch and water, hold the scotch. I'll take his Scotch, just give him the water.

<sits up straight, while scratching stomach>

Damn!! That piss Cymro gave me to drink really packs a punch.

<burp>

Where is that <burp> Welshman anyway???

Sirgets · 07-28-2003, 04:13 PM

I seen him and the beaver leave about 20mins ago ......for some strange reason they were holding hands and the beaver had another one cujo's tequila bottles in his paw.....empty of course....

Stag · 07-28-2003, 04:18 PM

What is it with him and that beaver??

Knowing Cymro, I could understand why the Beaver had an empty tequila bottle. <sigh> The things alcohol allows us to do that we normally wouldn't.

Poor Beav, he is not going to be happy when he sobers up and sees Cymro with his face buried in his fur.

Cujo · 07-28-2003, 06:40 PM

Thats it! I'm gonna kill that damned Beaver!

...wait... it left with Cymro for the night? Damn, thats punishment enough. Oh well, I'll just have to crack open my reserve case of tequila. 8)

Stag · 07-28-2003, 06:45 PM

Beaver question:

Does the Beaver have a gender?

Cujo · 07-28-2003, 06:54 PM

Its just "The Beaver".

Though come to think about it, it does have a woman's mood swings...

Stag · 07-28-2003, 07:00 PM

God knows.

Hey, on a serious note. Did youknow here in NY, tequila has gone up about $4 per bottle since May.

I bought some to make margarita's over the weekend and was shocked (I am cheap).

I was also tempted to by Cabo Wabo tequila which is supposedly the best for shots, but I did not want to apend $48 for a 750ml bottle.

Cujo · 07-28-2003, 07:04 PM

Ya, I know tequila is high priced everywhere these days. I'm pretty sure its because there was a huge drought in Mexico that killed a huge amount of (whatever plant tequilla is made from) farms. The estimate was a 5 year recovery or something like that.

Stag · 07-28-2003, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Ya, I know tequila is high priced everywhere these days.  I'm pretty sure its because there was a huge drought in Mexico that killed a huge amount of (whatever plant tequilla is made from) farms.  The estimate was a 5 year recovery or something like that.

Seriously?? I did not know that. By the way it is an Agave plant. So much for using tequila to keep the peasants in line.

What would work as a replacement??? What about Rubbing Alcohol?

07-28-2003, 03:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	<lifting head of bar, one eye open> Barkeep, he wants a Scotch and water, hold the scotch. I'll take his Scotch, just give him the water. <sits up straight, while scratching stomach> Damn!! That piss Cymro gave me to drink really packs a punch. <burp> Where is that <burp> Welshman anyway??? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-28-2003, 04:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	I seen him and the beaver leave about 20mins ago ......for some strange reason they were holding hands and the beaver had another one cujo's tequila bottles in his paw.....empty of course.... __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

07-28-2003, 04:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	What is it with him and that beaver?? Knowing Cymro, I could understand why the Beaver had an empty tequila bottle. <sigh> The things alcohol allows us to do that we normally wouldn't. Poor Beav, he is not going to be happy when he sobers up and sees Cymro with his face buried in his fur. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-28-2003, 06:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cujo Lover AND a Fighter Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 758	Thats it! I'm gonna kill that damned Beaver! ...wait... it left with Cymro for the night? Damn, thats punishment enough. Oh well, I'll just have to crack open my reserve case of tequila. 8) __________________

07-28-2003, 06:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Beaver question: Does the Beaver have a gender? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-28-2003, 03:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pencil Monkey Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: A tall tree Posts: 284	hops in takes a seat near Sirgets Hey man..... can I getta water? bar goes silent cough Uh.. Hi..... I said cunnilingus in my first post... hope that makes up for the lack of alcohol drinking

07-28-2003, 06:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cujo Lover AND a Fighter Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 758	Its just "The Beaver". Though come to think about it, it does have a woman's mood swings... __________________

07-28-2003, 07:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	God knows. Hey, on a serious note. Did youknow here in NY, tequila has gone up about $4 per bottle since May. I bought some to make margarita's over the weekend and was shocked (I am cheap). I was also tempted to by Cabo Wabo tequila which is supposedly the best for shots, but I did not want to apend $48 for a 750ml bottle. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-28-2003, 07:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cujo Lover AND a Fighter Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 758	Ya, I know tequila is high priced everywhere these days. I'm pretty sure its because there was a huge drought in Mexico that killed a huge amount of (whatever plant tequilla is made from) farms. The estimate was a 5 year recovery or something like that. __________________

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