The best Drunken Take-Away food

Cymro · 11-24-2004, 06:16 PM

Last night I got pissed, went out had a really good time (It was Rock Night at one of the Student Union Bars, imagine a room full of student's headbanging to Master Of Puppets), and had some good sex afterward, but on the way to her's, I felt a sudden hunger, so we went to the Kebab shop, and had two of the greasiest, biggest Kebab's i've ever seen, and it was fucking delicious.

So, what's your favourite post piss-up take away?

Gitch · 11-24-2004, 07:08 PM

You ate a kebab before doing the nasty - wow she's an understanding girl!

Bean · 11-24-2004, 10:45 PM

Think about that, she slept with Cymro, I'm CERTAIN she was understanding

Deslok · 11-24-2004, 10:52 PM

Perhaps he ate the kebabs while doing the nasty! That would take a bit of co-ordination though.

Bean · 11-24-2004, 11:35 PM

And strategically placed napkins...

Cymro · 11-25-2004, 12:32 AM

Come to think of it, it did taste like Donna meat

Gitch · 11-25-2004, 01:40 AM

I have just had a very unpleasant image of Jade Goody...

Stag · 11-25-2004, 03:26 AM

Anything that has French Fries with it...although I got pissed last week and had nothing to eat but Triscuits.

Daxie · 11-25-2004, 09:16 AM

First off, you can't beat Rooster's spicy garlic wings, beer-batter onion rings and fried mushrooms when on a good drunk.

Second, what's a Kebab?

BTW, Rooster's is a bar/wing joint... DAMN good wings!

Cymro · 11-25-2004, 02:23 PM

A kebab is meat that has been marinated in some sort of spicy shit, then grilled on a skewer, and served in a pita pocket. I figure it comes from Turkey, since the people who own all the kebab shops are turkish, and incredibly entertaining if you're drunk. Also note that Kebabs are disgusting when you're sober.

11-24-2004, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	The best Drunken Take-Away food Last night I got pissed, went out had a really good time (It was Rock Night at one of the Student Union Bars, imagine a room full of student's headbanging to Master Of Puppets), and had some good sex afterward, but on the way to her's, I felt a sudden hunger, so we went to the Kebab shop, and had two of the greasiest, biggest Kebab's i've ever seen, and it was fucking delicious. So, what's your favourite post piss-up take away? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

11-24-2004, 07:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	You ate a kebab before doing the nasty - wow she's an understanding girl! __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

11-24-2004, 10:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Think about that, she slept with Cymro, I'm CERTAIN she was understanding __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

11-24-2004, 10:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Perhaps he ate the kebabs while doing the nasty! That would take a bit of co-ordination though. __________________

11-24-2004, 11:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	And strategically placed napkins... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

11-25-2004, 12:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Come to think of it, it did taste like Donna meat __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

11-25-2004, 01:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	I have just had a very unpleasant image of Jade Goody... __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

11-25-2004, 03:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Anything that has French Fries with it...although I got pissed last week and had nothing to eat but Triscuits. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

11-25-2004, 09:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	First off, you can't beat Rooster's spicy garlic wings, beer-batter onion rings and fried mushrooms when on a good drunk. Second, what's a Kebab? BTW, Rooster's is a bar/wing joint... DAMN good wings! __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

11-25-2004, 02:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	A kebab is meat that has been marinated in some sort of spicy shit, then grilled on a skewer, and served in a pita pocket. I figure it comes from Turkey, since the people who own all the kebab shops are turkish, and incredibly entertaining if you're drunk. Also note that Kebabs are disgusting when you're sober. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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