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12-03-2004, 03:37 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
  |  BELLY UP you slackers! I'm quite dissapointed with the turnout we got for Sirgets' birthday, so here's your chance to try it again! Happy birthday Stag! First round is on me! Barkeep, a round of your cheapest draft for my good buddy Stag here. Today he becomes a certifiable antique, and that's worth drinking to!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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12-03-2004, 12:17 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
 | WELL GOD DAMN BEAN... Thank you very much, I do appreciate it. Yes, I am venturing into the realm of cranky old fartitude. At least I don't need viagra yet.
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12-03-2004, 03:50 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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  | Yeah, happy birthday Stag, my gift to you is this song: Stag, oh Stag You're a god-dammed fag Stag oh Stag You're ugly man Stag, oh Stag You have to hide your face with a plastig bag. Stag oh Stag You're a fucking queer Stag oh Stag Let me buy you a beer Stag!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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12-03-2004, 04:00 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| HERE HERE!!! Barkeep, another round of your cheapest draft for such a fine song!!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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12-03-2004, 04:24 PM
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| It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
| OK, you know what I have planed for my birthday??? I am giving a lecture on fire safety to my daughter's girl scout troop. Why??? There are some hot single moms there...heh heh heh
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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12-03-2004, 05:01 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| Go Stag go! Get yourself a nice birthday present to "unwrap". Barkeep, another round!! Here's to girl scout mothers!!! :chug:
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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12-03-2004, 11:07 PM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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| Happy B'Day dude! So this makes you... what? 70 now? hehe! j/k BARKEEP! Fuck the cheap beer! Bring a bottle of Jose! C'mon Stag, let's show these loosers how to drink!
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