To serve man...

Stag · 12-17-2004, 12:02 PM

How? ... with a little tomato sauce and tequila obviously

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...1759718531.htm

Closet Racist · 12-17-2004, 12:19 PM

My old man grew up on a Texas/Mexico border town and said that one of the many Mexican street vendors there that sold tacos, burritos, etc., got busted killing local hobos and grinding them up into chilli meat!

Stag · 12-17-2004, 01:03 PM

Bullshit!!! Really?!?!

Deslok · 12-17-2004, 01:05 PM

My aunt found a thumb in a can of peaches once.

Cymro · 12-18-2004, 03:39 AM

Did she get it re-attatched?

Deslok · 12-18-2004, 09:08 AM

It wasn't her thumb.

It probably belonged to someone at the cannery who wasn't quick enough to get out of the way of the machine that seals the cans.

Stag · 12-18-2004, 01:28 PM

Man...now that person can never evaluate a movie nor pretend to be the Fonz.

Cymro · 12-18-2004, 04:30 PM

Or play video games

Gitch · 12-18-2004, 08:12 PM

Or hitch hike.

Cymro · 12-19-2004, 12:45 PM

Or use a bong

12-17-2004, 12:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	To serve man... How? ... with a little tomato sauce and tequila obviously http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...1759718531.htm __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

12-17-2004, 01:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Bullshit!!! Really?!?! __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

12-17-2004, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	My aunt found a thumb in a can of peaches once. __________________

12-18-2004, 03:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Did she get it re-attatched? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

12-18-2004, 09:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	It wasn't her thumb. It probably belonged to someone at the cannery who wasn't quick enough to get out of the way of the machine that seals the cans. __________________

12-17-2004, 12:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	My old man grew up on a Texas/Mexico border town and said that one of the many Mexican street vendors there that sold tacos, burritos, etc., got busted killing local hobos and grinding them up into chilli meat!

12-18-2004, 01:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Man...now that person can never evaluate a movie nor pretend to be the Fonz. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

12-18-2004, 04:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Or play video games __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

12-18-2004, 08:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Or hitch hike. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

12-19-2004, 12:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Or use a bong __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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