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Old 12-25-2004, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Naughty kids lose Christmas gifts to E-bay

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"No kidding. Three undeserving boys have crossed the line. Tonight we sat down and showed them what they WILL NOT get for Christmas this year. I'll be taking down the tree tomorrow. (December the 23rd)"
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Old 12-25-2004, 06:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Someone that goes by TwatQuack" with no previous bidding history has boosted the bid up past $12,000. The sellers have since fixed it
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Old 12-26-2004, 01:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2004, 08:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2004, 09:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Meanwhile, in space... : http://www.shatnerology.com/rocket.html
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Old 12-27-2004, 10:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It's almost deja-vu all over again.
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and I think it's gonna be a long long time...

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My favorite Shatner interpretation. It's actually rap music from the seventies, he always was ahead of his time. Now if he had just thrown in a few lines about jail, guns and 'hos, hed be winning awards from the Grammy commision.
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Elton John should sue. Seriously.
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What about the estate of Harry Chapin? http://www.shatnerology.com/sounds/chapin.mp3
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A followup article: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ds_s_gifts&e=4

Same folks that bought the Virgin mary cheese sandwich also purchased the gaming system.
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