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07-29-2003, 08:58 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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   |  He just had the windsheild broken on his new car by an angry beaver throwing an empty tequila bottle, or maybe a rock, I can't remember what he said. (Shhhhh, I was drinking at the time.) Having just gone through this myself, I wish to cheer hm up... <arm hanging around NortheastOfMostOfYa's neck> Barkeep, <tossing some cash on the bar> Tequila shot for me (if you can find any) and what ever my friend needs to feel better... This round is on me!
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07-29-2003, 09:05 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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 | Ok... what the fuck did I tell ya about my tequila bitch! :evil: *Cujo lunges towards Stag, attempting to jump over a barstool to do it, ends up clipping his foot & trips to the ground.* OUCH! *In a half daze Cujo slowly opens his eyes, face flat on the floor & looks over just in time to see The Beaver scurry under a booth in the back of the bar.* So thats where you hid it you little shit!
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07-29-2003, 09:12 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  | |
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07-29-2003, 09:14 PM
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| It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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| *extending hand to help dazed Cujo up, Stag pauses to fart, and then continues to lift Cujo to his feet* Cujo, have all the tequila you want. Do to the high price of tequila, I have the barkeep substituting in Barbasol. I just call it tequila to look cool. *knowing wink and head nod* Actually, it isn't bad if you mix it with some cider Besides that little weasel fucker with the big teeth, he gets mighty mean when you get the tequila flowing.
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07-29-2003, 09:27 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." | ||
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07-29-2003, 09:55 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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