New Years Resolutions

Arik · 01-11-2005, 12:31 PM

Okay, I know it's a little late to be talking about New Years Resolutions, but I was wondering if anyone else here made any resolutions.

This year, my resolution was to make everyone around me accept the fact that I am, in fact, perfect and the pinnacle of human evolution.

(My resolutions are never about changing meyself, rather they're about changing everyone else. It's so much more satisfying in the long run.

)

Cymro · 01-11-2005, 12:59 PM

I didn't make one, I never bother with them anyway

Bean · 01-11-2005, 02:13 PM

My New Years resolution was not to lie to myself in some pitiful attempt to change something about me.

Daxie · 01-12-2005, 03:48 AM

Years ago I made a resolution that to this day I've kept. I resolved to never make anymore New Years Resolutions.

Cymro · 01-12-2005, 06:41 AM

Jesus Christ, Bean, what the hell is bothering you so much?

Bean · 01-12-2005, 01:35 PM

Wuh??

Cymro · 01-12-2005, 02:21 PM

All you've been doing recently is act depressed.

Bean · 01-12-2005, 02:28 PM

Awwwww, Cymro, I didn't know you cared :P

No, I'm fine. I just haven't been around lately, don't know why you would think that.

Daxie · 01-13-2005, 10:44 PM

Bean's just having PMS.

Here honey, have a pamprin and go back to bed.

Cymro · 01-14-2005, 01:00 AM

Well, your comments on how fucked up you are just make you look like you're wallowing in some of that self-pity, but, if you're not then very good

01-11-2005, 12:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	New Years Resolutions Okay, I know it's a little late to be talking about New Years Resolutions, but I was wondering if anyone else here made any resolutions. This year, my resolution was to make everyone around me accept the fact that I am, in fact, perfect and the pinnacle of human evolution. (My resolutions are never about changing meyself, rather they're about changing everyone else. It's so much more satisfying in the long run. ) __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

01-11-2005, 12:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I didn't make one, I never bother with them anyway __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-11-2005, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	My New Years resolution was not to lie to myself in some pitiful attempt to change something about me. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-12-2005, 03:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Years ago I made a resolution that to this day I've kept. I resolved to never make anymore New Years Resolutions. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

01-12-2005, 06:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Jesus Christ, Bean, what the hell is bothering you so much? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-12-2005, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Wuh?? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-12-2005, 02:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	All you've been doing recently is act depressed. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-12-2005, 02:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Awwwww, Cymro, I didn't know you cared :P No, I'm fine. I just haven't been around lately, don't know why you would think that. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-13-2005, 10:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Bean's just having PMS. Here honey, have a pamprin and go back to bed. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

01-14-2005, 01:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Well, your comments on how fucked up you are just make you look like you're wallowing in some of that self-pity, but, if you're not then very good __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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