Happy Birthday Gitch

Deslok · 01-15-2005, 03:42 PM

For your birthday, I hope you drink several pints of Guinness, followed by a vat of Yorkshire pudding made of real Yorkshire Terriers, set on fire and mixed with whiskey for flavor. Afterwards, may your mates bring you to an unfamiliar part of town, force you from the car and yell "CHEAP PROSTITUTE FOR HIRE" at the top of their lungs out the car window and speed away.

It should be a birthday that you'll never forget!

Arik · 01-15-2005, 08:26 PM

Happy Birthday!

Stag · 01-15-2005, 09:29 PM

Happy birthday you Queen Lovin'...fish and chip eatin'...tin hat wearin'....Austin Powers wannabee fuh-reeeeek.

Hope you get laid for your birthday, if not, at least grab some old bags tits on the way home from the bar ...sorry... pub.

Gitch · 01-16-2005, 03:34 AM

Sorry to disapoint you chaps, but I decided to have a civilised evening with a few close friends.

Of course what actually happened is I had a few mates over, including the Kiwis I spent new year with and we have emptiiesd 8 bottles of wine and a whole crate of beer. Its 0430 and I am feeling no pain! Whoo hoo! A Serbian mate brought over several CDs containing about 4000 MP3s an we've been playing "Guess the tune". I am now going to bed. The hangover is already kicking in...

Daxie · 01-17-2005, 05:42 AM

Happy Happy B'Day

Don't do anything I wou..... aw fuck it! Have a blast!

Bean · 01-18-2005, 10:51 PM

OHHHH,
What do we do with a drunken patron,
what do we do with a drunken patron,
what do we do with a drunken patron early in the mornin!

Put him in the bed with a drunken welshman,
put him in the bed with a drunken welshman,
put him in the bed with a drunken welshman,
earlly in the morning...

Cymro · 01-19-2005, 03:57 AM

then swap him with a depressed canadian cause he's easy when he's vulnerable...

Bean · 01-19-2005, 10:46 AM

I'm still not sure why you think I'm depressed. You've been watching a bit too much Dr.Phil methinks.

Cymro · 01-19-2005, 12:36 PM

That would be true, except that I can't understand a word he says.

The Real Dr Mccoy · 01-19-2005, 10:31 PM

Happy B'day! Here's to wishing you a repeat of the "polish hookers / herd of goats" incident!

01-15-2005, 03:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Happy Birthday Gitch For your birthday, I hope you drink several pints of Guinness, followed by a vat of Yorkshire pudding made of real Yorkshire Terriers, set on fire and mixed with whiskey for flavor. Afterwards, may your mates bring you to an unfamiliar part of town, force you from the car and yell "CHEAP PROSTITUTE FOR HIRE" at the top of their lungs out the car window and speed away. It should be a birthday that you'll never forget! __________________

01-15-2005, 08:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	Happy Birthday! __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

01-15-2005, 09:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Happy birthday you Queen Lovin'...fish and chip eatin'...tin hat wearin'....Austin Powers wannabee fuh-reeeeek. Hope you get laid for your birthday, if not, at least grab some old bags tits on the way home from the bar ...sorry... pub. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

01-16-2005, 03:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Sorry to disapoint you chaps, but I decided to have a civilised evening with a few close friends. Of course what actually happened is I had a few mates over, including the Kiwis I spent new year with and we have emptiiesd 8 bottles of wine and a whole crate of beer. Its 0430 and I am feeling no pain! Whoo hoo! A Serbian mate brought over several CDs containing about 4000 MP3s an we've been playing "Guess the tune". I am now going to bed. The hangover is already kicking in... __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

01-17-2005, 05:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Happy Happy B'Day Don't do anything I wou..... aw fuck it! Have a blast! __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

01-18-2005, 10:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	OHHHH, What do we do with a drunken patron, what do we do with a drunken patron, what do we do with a drunken patron early in the mornin! Put him in the bed with a drunken welshman, put him in the bed with a drunken welshman, put him in the bed with a drunken welshman, earlly in the morning... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-19-2005, 03:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	then swap him with a depressed canadian cause he's easy when he's vulnerable... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-19-2005, 10:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I'm still not sure why you think I'm depressed. You've been watching a bit too much Dr.Phil methinks. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-19-2005, 12:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	That would be true, except that I can't understand a word he says. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-19-2005, 10:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
The Real Dr Mccoy AWOL for too long Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 59	Happy B'day! Here's to wishing you a repeat of the "polish hookers / herd of goats" incident!

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