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Old 01-18-2005, 11:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default eBay auction...could it be...evil?

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This cute looking doll holds within it's fibers the unfathomable darkness of EVILitself! I am always on the search for items of true mystical or supernatural natures. This doll was something I was not ready for...and never will be! I picked up this doll while traveling in New Orleans. I stopped into a small unique items shop and was told by the proprietor that this doll was "special!"

My troubles began on the way home. My car began to overheat continuously and I could not get any radio stations. My electrical system went haywire as well. I stopped into a garage on the way and the mechanic could find nothing wrong. Once I was home, my lights began to flicker all hours of the night. My furnace would run continuously because my home could never get warm! Then the nightmares started....
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ROTF! are they trying to sell a doll or a sci-fi script idea?
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2005, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hehe

Speaking of eBay, this may be old news, but have you guys heard the "eBay song"?

I laughed hard for a long time

Check it out:
http://www.unf-unf.de/show.php?did=730
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