Update from the Canadian Forces!!

Sirgets · 03-22-2005, 07:22 PM

Well it has been a while since i updated you guys.... I am now in nb till tommorow then i go back to borden Ont .. I just finished my Soldier Qualification course... not a bad course..played with grenades and machine guns and did 7 hours of sleep in 72 hours. Now i am off to spend some time doing nothing in borden till my next course which is in Kinston Ont in august
Well i am going to take my girlfriend out for supper now and a movie. i will write again later in a week or so

Gitch · 03-22-2005, 07:27 PM

Keep up the good work - you'll be needed to help defend Queen Camilla against the Quebecois!

Cymro · 03-23-2005, 06:00 PM

Can you sneak out some explosives by any chance?

Daxie · 03-27-2005, 07:24 PM

I'd like to order a case of C-4

Thank You.

Cymro · 03-28-2005, 03:11 PM

I'll go for whatever you can steal me, though I am well aware that the Canadian army won't really have anything decent for you to steal...

Gitch · 03-29-2005, 04:54 PM

10 Gallon drums of Maple Syrup and Beaver repellant?

On a more hi-tech note I hear that all Canadian troops are to be issued with Large white blankets with "We are not the enemy, for fuck's sake don't bomb us" which they will spread out whenever US planes are spotted in the area.

Cymro · 03-29-2005, 05:20 PM

The British Forces could do with a few of those too...

Daxie · 03-30-2005, 04:47 AM

Haven't you people learned by now that we bomb the fuck out of whetever we feel like?

Daxie · 03-30-2005, 04:49 AM

BTW... forget about all those other requests... I just need a case of C-4.... don't ask why, you don't wanna know... just the C-4 and everything will be ok soon.

Thanks dude.

Cymro · 03-30-2005, 09:51 AM

I'd like to order an air strike on Washington DC, just to let Bush know that it's not just the terriers who hate his country.

03-22-2005, 07:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	Update from the Canadian Forces!! Well it has been a while since i updated you guys.... I am now in nb till tommorow then i go back to borden Ont .. I just finished my Soldier Qualification course... not a bad course..played with grenades and machine guns and did 7 hours of sleep in 72 hours. Now i am off to spend some time doing nothing in borden till my next course which is in Kinston Ont in august Well i am going to take my girlfriend out for supper now and a movie. i will write again later in a week or so __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

03-22-2005, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Keep up the good work - you'll be needed to help defend Queen Camilla against the Quebecois! __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

03-23-2005, 06:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Can you sneak out some explosives by any chance? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-27-2005, 07:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	I'd like to order a case of C-4 Thank You. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

03-28-2005, 03:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I'll go for whatever you can steal me, though I am well aware that the Canadian army won't really have anything decent for you to steal... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-29-2005, 04:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	10 Gallon drums of Maple Syrup and Beaver repellant? On a more hi-tech note I hear that all Canadian troops are to be issued with Large white blankets with "We are not the enemy, for fuck's sake don't bomb us" which they will spread out whenever US planes are spotted in the area. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

03-29-2005, 05:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	The British Forces could do with a few of those too... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

03-30-2005, 04:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Haven't you people learned by now that we bomb the fuck out of whetever we feel like? __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

03-30-2005, 04:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	BTW... forget about all those other requests... I just need a case of C-4.... don't ask why, you don't wanna know... just the C-4 and everything will be ok soon. Thanks dude. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

03-30-2005, 09:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I'd like to order an air strike on Washington DC, just to let Bush know that it's not just the terriers who hate his country. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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