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04-17-2005, 06:38 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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  |  Maybe if this person wasn't eating so many Cheetos they wouldn't have had to have heart surgery.
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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04-20-2005, 03:17 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!?! God damn, I wish I was a con-artist...
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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04-20-2005, 03:23 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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   | Well, if you sold your stories you would be...:P
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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04-20-2005, 05:18 AM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Hm... there's actually a certain truth to that....
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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04-20-2005, 11:42 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti...
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04-21-2005, 06:08 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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| Dude.... that was cheesier than the cheeto
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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04-21-2005, 01:39 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| cheetos aren't even cheesy.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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04-21-2005, 05:19 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Shut up! They're DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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04-21-2005, 06:07 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Yeah, they almost contain cheese
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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