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07-31-2003, 03:07 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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   |  My company is not the sole tenant in our building. The rest rooms are centrally located on the floor of the building near the elevators. No keys are required for entry and any visitor to the building can basically walk in. Well, I just came back from having a bizarre experience in the rest room. Here's what happened-- I jauntily pop up out of my chair and begin my long walk to the facilities for the purposes of accomplishing a task for which that room was designed. I push open the door and turn the corner 'address' the urinal. When what do I see.... This guy standing at the urinal, peeing, with his shirt pulled up to his armpits and his pants AND underwear down around his ankles. I mean WTF, do I really need to see this fucking guy's naked body while he is taking a leak, Un-fucking-believable. I just turned around and left. Bizarre. Last week, I am in the bathroom and someone is in one of the stalls shouts out: "Oh yeah baby, gimme some of that good cheese!!" Does anyone have any clue what that means??? Anyway, I gotta try and pee again.
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07-31-2003, 03:17 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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  | LOL!
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07-31-2003, 03:45 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: A tall tree
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| *laughing* dammit man.. I damn near pissed myself reading that... speaking of which..... I'm gonna go strip naked and pee standing up now :belly:
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07-31-2003, 04:05 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New Hamster
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| Hey bud, having worked in NYC myself and seen too much, I'm surprised that anything shocks you down there.
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07-31-2003, 06:57 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| "Awesome, totally awesome! Way to go, Hamilton!!"
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08-01-2003, 01:51 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New Hamster
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| I admit it, I don't get it (not the reference, but why it was used). But then again the threads here do veer wildly all over the place 
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08-01-2003, 02:18 PM
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| It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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I originally thought that it was this... Brad (Judge Reinhold)is workng at a fast food place as an assistant manager, one of the cashiers has to go take a leak so Brad covers his register for him. Brad then proceeds to get into a fight with a customer about the customer getting his money back because he didn't like his meal. As a result, Brad gets fired by his boss and yells out while banging on the bathroom door "I hope you had a hell of a piss Arnold!" Which is appropriate considering the post. But as I thought about it, this part of the movie is when Brad foils the robbery attempt at the 7-11 by throwing a pot of coffee on the robber and taking his gun from him. Spicoli witnesses this whole thing and comments: "Awesome, totally awesome! Way to go, Hamilton!!"
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