Actual lightsaber injury...

Arik · 05-25-2005, 12:01 AM

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TWO Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after duelling with lightsabres made by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

The pair - a man aged 20 and a girl of 17 - are believed to have been filming a mock fight when one of the devices exploded in woodland on Sunday.

They were rushed to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.

Police say a third person present at the incident was questioned.

Closet Racist · 05-25-2005, 12:42 AM

Maybe these idiots will steal the thunder from the Canadian Star Wars kid.

Bean · 05-25-2005, 12:44 AM

Or maybe the gene pool will get lucky and they'll die from their injuries...

Stag · 05-25-2005, 03:38 AM

Stag puts out the match and throws his petrol filled dildo out the window for safety

Cymro · 05-25-2005, 05:58 AM

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Bean stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Or maybe the gene pool will get lucky and they'll die from their injuries...

Bean, that's cruel! Besides, it's well known that light sabres cause sterility...

Not that these twats are likely to have kids any time soon.

Bean · 05-25-2005, 12:35 PM

It's not that lightsabres cause sterility exactly, they're just the leading cause of "not getting any".

Cymro · 05-25-2005, 01:42 PM

i would have said that. but *best Zap Brannigan voice* this man and woman could have been knocking some very sensual boots. They were obviously two of a kind.

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Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	Maybe these idiots will steal the thunder from the Canadian Star Wars kid. __________________ Last edited by Closet Racist; 11-16-2005 at 12:50 PM.

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Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Or maybe the gene pool will get lucky and they'll die from their injuries... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Stag puts out the match and throws his petrol filled dildo out the window for safety __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

05-25-2005, 12:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	It's not that lightsabres cause sterility exactly, they're just the leading cause of "not getting any". __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-25-2005, 01:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	i would have said that. but best Zap Brannigan voice this man and woman could have been knocking some very sensual boots. They were obviously two of a kind. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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