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06-11-2005, 07:39 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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  |  We haven't had one of these in awhile. *Bean walks into the bar which is completley lacking in broken furniture. Perhaps as a result of the lack of barfights in the past few weeks. Determined to solve this dilemma, Bean walks up to Brikar* "Fuck you, Episode 3 was better than Empire!" *Bean promptly slaps Brikar in the side of the face with a frozen trout* ROUND ONE!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-11-2005, 02:13 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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  | *Cymro is entertained by the trout slapping* I'vent seen that old move since the war!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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06-11-2005, 03:52 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| "I prefer movies that MAKE SENSE!" *Brikar kicks Bean in the balls......... then realizes his error in targeting*
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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06-12-2005, 08:04 PM
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| regruntled and reemployed  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
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 | The bathroom door bursts open from the inside, a green cloud wafts out into the room, and Deslok steps out of the shadows. "Jeez, guys, I've been trapped in there for MONTHS! Didn't you hear me banging on the door?" And with that, he picks up a barstool and strikes Bean, Cymro and Brikar with it in a beautiful circular motion.
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06-12-2005, 09:02 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| Dammit guys, he got the door open...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-12-2005, 11:25 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Wow, so that's where deslok's been!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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06-13-2005, 01:43 AM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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| It was an experiment. Sorry about feeding him on beans and prunes boys - that green cloud kinds stings the eyes doesn't it.
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06-13-2005, 02:29 AM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| You did it?!?!?!? It seems I have misjudged you!
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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06-13-2005, 02:42 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| The part about locking him in the bathroom was my idea. Gitch came up with the stinky diet.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-13-2005, 06:26 AM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Just wait till you find out what I've been giving him to use as mouthwash... 
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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