holy fuck, scientology is weird...

Brikar · 06-15-2005, 12:57 AM

http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time910605.html

Bean · 06-15-2005, 02:25 AM

Oh come now, everyone could use a good auditing every once in while.

Deslok · 06-15-2005, 03:35 AM

It truly is an evil empire.

iamspenagain · 06-23-2005, 04:07 AM

Scientologists are all over my campus. They offered me a free stress test. Curious, I took it, mostly because I wanted to see how it worked. Apparently, when you think about something stressful, electricity flows through your body. Bullshit. So I ended up spending 20 minutes trying to tell a Middle-Eastern guy that I didn't want to give him my credit card number.

They've set up a Dianetics store in downtown Cincinnati. That alone was a red flag to me that something shady is going on. There's NO WAY that store can make a direct profit.

Bean · 06-23-2005, 04:52 AM

I wonder if this is how catholcism was viewed in the times of the Roman Empire?

Brikar · 06-23-2005, 05:29 AM

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iamspen stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Scientologists are all over my campus. They offered me a free stress test. Curious, I took it, mostly because I wanted to see how it worked. Apparently, when you think about something stressful, electricity flows through your body. Bullshit. So I ended up spending 20 minutes trying to tell a Middle-Eastern guy that I didn't want to give him my credit card number.

They've set up a Dianetics store in downtown Cincinnati. That alone was a red flag to me that something shady is going on. There's NO WAY that store can make a direct profit.

You should start an anti-Scientology club on campus. Hand out literature about them being a dangerous cult of psychos.

Bean · 06-23-2005, 05:36 AM

You don't know the POWER of dianetics......

Brikar · 06-23-2005, 06:27 AM

So Scientology was responsible for three shitty Star Wars prequels?

Bean · 06-23-2005, 06:35 AM

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Brikar stopped drinking long enough to mumble

So Scientology was responsible for three shitty Star Wars prequels?

*Pulls out the trout.....*

Closet Racist · 06-23-2005, 10:34 AM

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Bean stopped drinking long enough to mumble

You don't know the POWER of dianetics......

Dianetics, diahretics...It's all the same...

My roommate's (live-in) girlfriend started recieving shitloads of Scientology literature (all of it was, unfortunately, "one-ply") in the mail. She's finally been given her "pink slip" by my roomate. No room for new-age assholes around here.

06-15-2005, 12:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	holy fuck, scientology is weird... http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time910605.html __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

06-15-2005, 02:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Oh come now, everyone could use a good auditing every once in while. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-15-2005, 03:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	It truly is an evil empire. __________________

06-23-2005, 04:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 495	Scientologists are all over my campus. They offered me a free stress test. Curious, I took it, mostly because I wanted to see how it worked. Apparently, when you think about something stressful, electricity flows through your body. Bullshit. So I ended up spending 20 minutes trying to tell a Middle-Eastern guy that I didn't want to give him my credit card number. They've set up a Dianetics store in downtown Cincinnati. That alone was a red flag to me that something shady is going on. There's NO WAY that store can make a direct profit. __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

06-23-2005, 04:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I wonder if this is how catholcism was viewed in the times of the Roman Empire? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-23-2005, 05:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	You don't know the POWER of dianetics...... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-23-2005, 06:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	So Scientology was responsible for three shitty Star Wars prequels? __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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