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Gitch · 06-30-2005, 04:14 AM

Has that lowered the tone?

Bean · 06-30-2005, 02:27 PM

heh heh heh

Bean · 06-30-2005, 02:29 PM

Brikar · 06-30-2005, 02:47 PM

I'm sorry, but, "Don't you want to spend time with me?" FUCKING DRIVES ME NUTS.

Bean · 06-30-2005, 02:57 PM

Yeah, I know eh. Must be horrible having a woman who WANTS to spend time with you and all....

Brikar · 06-30-2005, 02:58 PM

Not when it's the choking-me-by-not-letting-me-have-my-own-life kind.

Cymro · 06-30-2005, 03:34 PM

"I don't want to have sex in the car"

Gitch · 06-30-2005, 05:31 PM

Have you tried removing the rearview mirror so your parents can't watch?

Cymro · 06-30-2005, 11:44 PM

Yeah, but my mother doesn't like relying on her side mirrors.

06-30-2005, 03:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	W O M E N __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

06-30-2005, 04:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Has that lowered the tone? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

06-30-2005, 02:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	heh heh heh __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-30-2005, 02:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-30-2005, 02:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	I'm sorry, but, "Don't you want to spend time with me?" FUCKING DRIVES ME NUTS. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

06-30-2005, 02:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Yeah, I know eh. Must be horrible having a woman who WANTS to spend time with you and all.... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-30-2005, 02:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Not when it's the choking-me-by-not-letting-me-have-my-own-life kind. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

06-30-2005, 03:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	"I don't want to have sex in the car" __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

06-30-2005, 05:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Have you tried removing the rearview mirror so your parents can't watch? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

06-30-2005, 11:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yeah, but my mother doesn't like relying on her side mirrors. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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