Wow, this sucks ass!

Bean · 06-30-2005, 02:39 PM

So I just got paid and due to the (suprising) amount of time off I had inthe last two weeks, I only got paid 283 bucks (ouch). That's not the best part, I have little to no food in my home, and not another check until the 15th. Now, 283 bucks could get me alot of groceries right? Wrong, 275 of it has to go to my landlord, leaving me with 8 bucks o survive until the 15th. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

Ladies and gentleman, for your convenience, Bean is now accepting donations. All donations and monies can be forwarded to the

"Oh my fucking God he's fucked" fund and are tax deductible.

Kidding about the donation part, well, mostly

What really adds insult to injury is that tomorrow is Canada Day and I can't buy so much as a six pack to go out and enjoy the festivities.

Brikar · 06-30-2005, 02:46 PM

Ramen noodles are your best friend.

I recommend having an emergency fund... a couple of bucks a week is all it takes cuz you never know when you'll need it.

Cymro · 06-30-2005, 03:32 PM

Baked Beans.

Gitch · 06-30-2005, 05:30 PM

And for variety, tinned spaghetti.

Cymro · 06-30-2005, 11:43 PM

Heinz Hoops n Hotdogs!

Brikar · 07-01-2005, 04:22 AM

What the crap is "hoops n hotdogs"?

Gitch · 07-01-2005, 02:08 PM

Spaghetti rings in tomato sauce with slightly odd smelling miniature hotdog sausages.

Brikar · 07-01-2005, 04:47 PM

That sounds gross.

Cymro · 07-01-2005, 04:55 PM

It is but it isn't.

Brikar · 07-01-2005, 05:13 PM

Ah, one of those...

06-30-2005, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Wow, this sucks ass! So I just got paid and due to the (suprising) amount of time off I had inthe last two weeks, I only got paid 283 bucks (ouch). That's not the best part, I have little to no food in my home, and not another check until the 15th. Now, 283 bucks could get me alot of groceries right? Wrong, 275 of it has to go to my landlord, leaving me with 8 bucks o survive until the 15th. FUCK FUCK FUCK!! Ladies and gentleman, for your convenience, Bean is now accepting donations. All donations and monies can be forwarded to the "Oh my fucking God he's fucked" fund and are tax deductible. Kidding about the donation part, well, mostly What really adds insult to injury is that tomorrow is Canada Day and I can't buy so much as a six pack to go out and enjoy the festivities. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

06-30-2005, 02:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Ramen noodles are your best friend. I recommend having an emergency fund... a couple of bucks a week is all it takes cuz you never know when you'll need it. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

06-30-2005, 03:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Baked Beans. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

06-30-2005, 05:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	And for variety, tinned spaghetti. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

06-30-2005, 11:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Heinz Hoops n Hotdogs! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-01-2005, 04:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	What the crap is "hoops n hotdogs"? __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-01-2005, 02:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Spaghetti rings in tomato sauce with slightly odd smelling miniature hotdog sausages. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

07-01-2005, 04:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	That sounds gross. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-01-2005, 04:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	It is but it isn't. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-01-2005, 05:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Ah, one of those... __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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