Happy Canada Day!!!

Bean · 07-01-2005, 04:40 PM

*Bean bursts into the bar and circles the room with a large Canadian flag. He's followed by the beaver who's wearing his beer hat and has adorned it with two smaller flags and some sparklers. The beaver parks himself at the bar and begins to down a Molson Canadian.*

Happy Birthday Canada! Now everyone go apeshit!! YAYYYY!!!!!!

Brikar · 07-01-2005, 04:46 PM

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv? No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Cymro · 07-01-2005, 04:57 PM

Canada Day? What a gay reason for a holiday.

Well, I'mlooking forward to the 4th of July, cause I'll be there for the celebrations!

Brikar · 07-01-2005, 05:14 PM

Sweet. Where are you going, again?

Cymro · 07-02-2005, 02:46 AM

Some shithole...Boston or something....

Only joking, no I'm going to the standard british tourist destination - Florida.

Gitch · 07-02-2005, 11:08 AM

Don't forget to dress tastefully - you know how chic those Floridians are.

Cymro · 07-02-2005, 05:35 PM

So a cowboy hat, mesh vest, and speedos then?

Bean · 07-02-2005, 11:50 PM

Oh wow... what a hangover.... I didn't wake up until 445 in the afternoon. I'm STILL not feeling good and it's almost 9. What a night.. I love Canada day

Cymro · 07-03-2005, 04:18 AM

How the hell did you get that drunk on 8 CANADIAN dollars?

Bean · 07-03-2005, 04:30 AM

Well, Canada day is somewhat like Xmas here, so my buddies were feeling pretty generous and bought me beer.

07-01-2005, 04:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Happy Canada Day!!! Bean bursts into the bar and circles the room with a large Canadian flag. He's followed by the beaver who's wearing his beer hat and has adorned it with two smaller flags and some sparklers. The beaver parks himself at the bar and begins to down a Molson Canadian. Happy Birthday Canada! Now everyone go apeshit!! YAYYYY!!!!!! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-01-2005, 04:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv? No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada! Blame Canada! We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself> Well, Blame Canada! It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! The smut we must stop The trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us! __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-01-2005, 04:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Canada Day? What a gay reason for a holiday. Well, I'mlooking forward to the 4th of July, cause I'll be there for the celebrations! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-01-2005, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Sweet. Where are you going, again? __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-02-2005, 02:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Some shithole...Boston or something.... Only joking, no I'm going to the standard british tourist destination - Florida. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-02-2005, 11:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Don't forget to dress tastefully - you know how chic those Floridians are. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

07-02-2005, 05:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	So a cowboy hat, mesh vest, and speedos then? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-02-2005, 11:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Oh wow... what a hangover.... I didn't wake up until 445 in the afternoon. I'm STILL not feeling good and it's almost 9. What a night.. I love Canada day __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-03-2005, 04:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	How the hell did you get that drunk on 8 CANADIAN dollars? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-03-2005, 04:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Well, Canada day is somewhat like Xmas here, so my buddies were feeling pretty generous and bought me beer. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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