A man and a beaver walk into a bar....

Bean · 07-15-2005, 10:32 AM

*The beaver sits at the bar and immediatley starts to pund back on the bottle of whiskey the barkeep sets in front of him.*

*Bean pulls an old soapbox out from behind the bar, probably the one O.Deus and Hippo used to stand on....*

I'd like to have everyones attention please! I have a very omportant announcment to make and it concerns all of you, as well as the general population of New Brunswick.

*Ahem*

I am as of this day officially on

VACATION!!

Please Make the appropriate preparations and be ready for my return. I'm going apeshit in Moncton for a few days, and I don't plan on being sober when I get back. Oh yeah, watch the beaver for me. See you all Monday.

Brikar · 07-15-2005, 02:53 PM

......"Moncton"..? *snicker*

Gitch · 07-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Typo? Monkeytown perhaps?

Closet Racist · 07-15-2005, 11:01 PM

Bring me back a fucking t-shirt.

Deslok · 07-17-2005, 02:04 PM

What a coincidence, I'll be at the Crystal Palace 8 on Paul street to see the movie "Bewitched". I'll save some popcorn for you.

Arik · 07-17-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Deslok stopped drinking long enough to mumble

What a coincidence, I'll be at the Crystal Palace 8 on Paul street to see the movie "Bewitched". I'll save some popcorn for you.

For the love of God, DO NOT SEE THAT MOVIE!

Gitch · 07-17-2005, 10:10 PM

It's the poster showing Nicole Kidman in a short skirt. Goddamn - can anyone think of a better inducement to see a film. What was Tom Cruise thinking?

Closet Racist · 07-17-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Gitch stopped drinking long enough to mumble

It's the poster showing Nicole Kidman in a short skirt. Goddamn - can anyone think of a better inducement to see a film. What was Tom Cruise thinking?

Her miniskirt obviously doesn't fit into the great pyramid scheme that we call "Scientology"...

Bean · 07-17-2005, 10:59 PM

mmmm.... beer.....

iamspenagain · 07-20-2005, 08:27 PM

Mmm...scientology.

Would you like to take a stress test?

07-15-2005, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	A man and a beaver walk into a bar.... The beaver sits at the bar and immediatley starts to pund back on the bottle of whiskey the barkeep sets in front of him. Bean pulls an old soapbox out from behind the bar, probably the one O.Deus and Hippo used to stand on.... I'd like to have everyones attention please! I have a very omportant announcment to make and it concerns all of you, as well as the general population of New Brunswick. Ahem I am as of this day officially on VACATION!! Please Make the appropriate preparations and be ready for my return. I'm going apeshit in Moncton for a few days, and I don't plan on being sober when I get back. Oh yeah, watch the beaver for me. See you all Monday. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-15-2005, 02:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	......"Moncton"..? snicker __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-15-2005, 09:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Typo? Monkeytown perhaps? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

07-15-2005, 11:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	Bring me back a fucking t-shirt. __________________

07-17-2005, 02:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	What a coincidence, I'll be at the Crystal Palace 8 on Paul street to see the movie "Bewitched". I'll save some popcorn for you. __________________

07-17-2005, 10:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	It's the poster showing Nicole Kidman in a short skirt. Goddamn - can anyone think of a better inducement to see a film. What was Tom Cruise thinking? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

07-17-2005, 10:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	mmmm.... beer..... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-20-2005, 08:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 495	Mmm...scientology. Would you like to take a stress test? __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

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