hehe... Texas dumbass calls cops to report marijuana theft

Brikar · 07-27-2005, 01:57 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050726/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

This guy's awesome.

Quote:

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said.

Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.

Bean · 07-27-2005, 02:51 AM

I've found my first candidate for the natural selection award....

Daxie · 08-05-2005, 11:41 PM

Well damn! The guy was the victim! How dare the cops arrest HIM??? It's not his fault he's to stupid to have the forethought to hide the drugs before the cops got there... not to mention to only report the tv stolen and keep his mouth shut about the weed. The guy should get off on 'tempory stupidy'. That's my personal legal opinion anyways.

07-27-2005, 02:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I've found my first candidate for the natural selection award.... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

08-05-2005, 11:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Well damn! The guy was the victim! How dare the cops arrest HIM??? It's not his fault he's to stupid to have the forethought to hide the drugs before the cops got there... not to mention to only report the tv stolen and keep his mouth shut about the weed. The guy should get off on 'tempory stupidy'. That's my personal legal opinion anyways. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

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