Cheerleaders of Justice!

Brikar · 08-09-2005, 03:04 AM

Doesn't get better'n this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050808/...g_cheerleaders

Quote:

ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A man who left an accident scene was tracked down with the help of some cheerleaders who witnessed the crash and turned his license plate number into a cheer, police said.

Members of the Lincoln High School varsity cheerleading squad from neighboring Ypsilanti were in Ann Arbor for a Universal Cheerleaders Association's camp when they saw the wreck near the University of Michigan campus.

"I knew I was going to not remember it because there was too much going on," coach Patricia Clark said Monday on NBC's "Today." "So, when I ran down the street and got the plate number, I yelled to the girls: 'Remember this!'"

The cheerleaders put their skills to work, chanting the license number.

Bean · 08-09-2005, 04:23 AM

Of course it speaks wonders of the steretype...

Gitch · 08-09-2005, 07:50 AM

I can imagine the race for the door in the squad room.
"I'll interview them"
"No, I'm free"
"Don't worry about the overtime, I'll do it"

Bean · 08-09-2005, 03:49 PM

You woud figure the odss would be in favor of at least one of them having a pen and paper.

Cymro · 08-10-2005, 08:24 PM

Gitch · 08-11-2005, 12:17 AM

They should makea movie.
ihave a few suggestions for who should play the cheerleaders. Feel free to add your own.
Kirsten Dunst (wearing her red spidey wig)
Scarlett Johannsen

08-09-2005, 04:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Of course it speaks wonders of the steretype... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

08-09-2005, 07:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	I can imagine the race for the door in the squad room. "I'll interview them" "No, I'm free" "Don't worry about the overtime, I'll do it" __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

08-09-2005, 03:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	You woud figure the odss would be in favor of at least one of them having a pen and paper. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

08-10-2005, 08:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Wow. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

08-11-2005, 12:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	They should makea movie. ihave a few suggestions for who should play the cheerleaders. Feel free to add your own. Kirsten Dunst (wearing her red spidey wig) Scarlett Johannsen __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

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