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Old 08-17-2005, 06:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I love those guys.

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Old 08-20-2005, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was kinda impressed by this one:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133

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WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
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