What's the big fucking deal?

Brikar · 09-02-2005, 09:53 PM

That's what these Austrians want to know!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828...austriaoffbeat

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LONDON, (AFP) - British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly-named village.
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While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of F---ing are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.

Only one kind of crimimal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border -- cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humour and a screwdriver.

But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

"We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet.

"It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile."

Space Goat · 09-02-2005, 10:40 PM

Fuck you, you fucker.

Closet Racist · 09-05-2005, 12:25 PM

Call the Fucking Police Department!

Stag · 09-05-2005, 05:41 PM

Yeah the Fucking Police should be on top of this

Bean · 09-06-2005, 04:02 AM

I heard the Fucking homosexuals are planning a pride parade.

Stag · 09-06-2005, 01:47 PM

I heard that from replacing all the signs the town is fucking in a hole.

Bean · 09-06-2005, 03:45 PM

I like fucking holes

Brikar · 09-06-2005, 11:41 PM

Yeah..... assholes

Stag · 09-07-2005, 07:18 PM

Fucking assholes...that's what caused the signs to disappear...fucking assholes made the signs go away. The people should stop fucking assholes.

Bean · 09-08-2005, 03:25 AM

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Brikar stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Yeah..... assholes

Yeah, but you're mom doesn't count...

09-02-2005, 10:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Space Goat "It's a faaaake!" Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 432	Re: What's the big fucking deal? Fuck you, you fucker. __________________ "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -V for Vendetta "Don't tell me what I can't do!" -John Locke, Lost Visit me on the web: Hypersyllogistic \| Flickr \| Twitter

09-05-2005, 12:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
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09-05-2005, 05:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Re: What's the big fucking deal? Yeah the Fucking Police should be on top of this

09-06-2005, 04:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: What's the big fucking deal? I heard the Fucking homosexuals are planning a pride parade. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

09-06-2005, 01:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Re: What's the big fucking deal? I heard that from replacing all the signs the town is fucking in a hole.

09-06-2005, 03:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: What's the big fucking deal? I like fucking holes __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

09-06-2005, 11:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Re: What's the big fucking deal? Yeah..... assholes __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

09-07-2005, 07:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Re: What's the big fucking deal? Fucking assholes...that's what caused the signs to disappear...fucking assholes made the signs go away. The people should stop fucking assholes.

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