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Old 08-06-2003, 09:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/tvradio/wsa/

These are Pictures of women with severe facial disfigurements, the one with the chin soesn't want surgery(her problem was caused by a genetic disorder, I think), the one with the absceses that caused disfigurement had sugery.

The one who doesn't want sugery has a problem with the fact that she's being expected to get surgery.

I'm watching this prog tonight.




This one's refusing to have surgery.



This one did, this is before her surgery



This is before she developed the problem



After the surgery
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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people can point and say "You're just selling out" or whatever thing kids shout these days when you just want to be normal. Personall I don't wanna look like a cross between Jay Leno and a bullfrog. I wanna be able to walk down a bloody street and not have Japanese tourists pick me out and have there entire group take individual pictures with me. I gotta hard enough time feeling normal enough as is *glances down at belly*.... fuckin belly!
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Why does the woman in the last picture have a cockaroach crawling out of her nose?
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because cockroachs will eat ANYTHING.......mmmmmm anything
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*gag*
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I'm really tall so folks tend to stare, but I got used to it. When I was younger I was really self conscious about it, then I figured out that wome like tall guys for some strange reason (I didn't argue I just went with it). It used to be worse when I was dating someone 4'11, seeing the two of us together accentuated my height. Now I've got a wife who is a whole 3 inches taller!

I've had the Japanese tourist experience though. I was at a B&B in Vancouver and when they first met me I was sitting down at the breakfast table (I sit normal height, I have long legs). When I stood up, they all stared in shock for a full second then exploded into chatter. It was actually pretty funny because I knew it was coming. I wish I had a camera for the looks on their faces.

I had the option to do something about my height surgically but I decided that even though buying clothes and shoes is a pain in the ass that the surgery wasn't worth it. But if I looked like Lenofrog, it'd be a different story!
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa ---

Not to get too personal, but what exactly could they do surgically to shorten you --- other than the obvious amputations.

And, exactly how tall are you?
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Ever see Gattaca Stag? They lengthen the main characters legs by splitting the bone and stretching...well blah blah blah.. I assume they'd remove bits and shporten your legs eh NorthEasty? You said that's where all your height comes from.
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Are you thinly built as well as tall? I'm 6'3, which is taller than the average bear, but I don't really look as tall because I have broad shoulders.

If I were 4 inches taller, I'd never really be self concious about it, just pissed off cause I'd have to duck all the time.
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey Pencil Monkey, like your new Avatar. Keep your chin up, 'kay!!

And no, never saw Gattaca.
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