Why I fired my secretary

Space Goat · 10-13-2005, 09:48 PM

Here's something funny.

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Why I fired my secretary...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday. I sat down for breakfast with my family, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone happy birthday. I thought, well, that's just great, maybe the children will remember.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss, happy birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day . Let's go!"

We went to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment"

After arriving at her apartment, she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about five minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, my children and a dozen of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there.

On the couch.

Naked.

Deslok · 10-14-2005, 04:36 AM

heh, that's why workplace romances can be trouble!

Daxie · 11-06-2005, 04:53 AM

Ouch!

Closet Racist · 11-06-2005, 06:13 AM

10-14-2005, 04:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Re: Why I fired my secretary heh, that's why workplace romances can be trouble! __________________

11-06-2005, 04:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Re: Why I fired my secretary Ouch! __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

11-06-2005, 06:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	Re: Why I fired my secretary Mom? __________________

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