If the Iraq war were an MMORPG

Space Goat · 11-28-2005, 06:41 PM

US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on
US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How
much you need.
Turkey: 6 Plat.
US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no
frikking way.
Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...
US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER,
man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some
RP's..
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US
macro, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I
say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: WTF? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China
can all cancel any Alliance raid event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...
France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say
no, then that's cool.
US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total
group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different.
Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up
anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR.
Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and
whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I
don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me
can. China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or
/duel decline to decline the challenge.
/duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so
you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a
while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go
anyways.
US: France, WTF is ur problem?
France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason
to go in.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your
scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
United Kingdom tells you: Dude, I'm in... where u want me? I got stealths watching the Iraq Mile Gates.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing,
now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.

Bean · 11-29-2005, 05:51 AM

Good, but nowhere near the calibre of the WWII post.

frogs_have_warts · 12-03-2005, 11:21 PM

There's a WWII post?

Brikar · 12-04-2005, 02:13 AM

Yeah. It's ace.

Space Goat · 12-04-2005, 03:00 AM

Quote:

frogs_have_warts stopped drinking long enough to mumble

There's a WWII post?

What if World War II were an RTS game?

frogs_have_warts · 12-04-2005, 03:32 PM

Awesome, thanks for link. Funny stuff.

11-28-2005, 06:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Space Goat "It's a faaaake!" Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 432	If the Iraq war were an MMORPG US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in? Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on US: sigh Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need. Turkey: 6 Plat. US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way. Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC... US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering. Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in. Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep. US: Cool, thx. Italy: Me 2 Chile: I'm in. US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile. Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP's.. US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok? France: Hey all, what's up? US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq. France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto. US: WTF? Alliance Veto? France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event. Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go... France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this. Bulgaria: ,,!,, Germany: I don't really want to go either. US: ... France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq. US: What about you, Russia. Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool. US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids. Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out. US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid. France: Doesn't matter. I say no. Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me. Spain: Oops. MT. France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely. Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining. France: ..!.. US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in? China: shrug Don't feel like it. US: Ok... North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge. /duel decline North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u" You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going. North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage" You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy North Korea taunts you. /ignore North Korea. US: How come you're not coming, Germany? Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore. You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again. Germany tells you: Ooops. blush busted!! You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you. Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway. France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance. Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways. US: France, WTF is ur problem? France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in. US: Ok, how long it gonna take them? France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly. US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then. France: I may veto anyway. US: Yeah, whatever. /tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t. United Kingdom tells you: Dude, I'm in... where u want me? I got stealths watching the Iraq Mile Gates. Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in. You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT? Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now. US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there. __________________ "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." -V for Vendetta "Don't tell me what I can't do!" -John Locke, Lost Visit me on the web: Hypersyllogistic \| Flickr \| Twitter

11-29-2005, 05:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: If the Iraq war were an MMORPG Good, but nowhere near the calibre of the WWII post. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

12-03-2005, 11:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
frogs_have_warts Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: An Igloo Posts: 40	Re: If the Iraq war were an MMORPG There's a WWII post? __________________ What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device!

12-04-2005, 02:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Re: If the Iraq war were an MMORPG Yeah. It's ace. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

12-04-2005, 03:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
frogs_have_warts Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: An Igloo Posts: 40	Re: If the Iraq war were an MMORPG Awesome, thanks for link. Funny stuff. __________________ What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device!

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