I'm turning 40

Stag · 11-29-2005, 11:16 PM

Jeesus fucking christ...On Saturday the 3rd of December, Stag will turn 40 years old. I cannot fucking believe it.

I don't look it...I don't feel it...I still party pretty hard and get laid fairly regularly...where does the goddamn time go.

So, now that I am turning 40, what will I be missing out on that you youngins enjoy so much...???

Closet Racist · 11-30-2005, 12:00 AM

You'll probably be missing out on a lot of "extreme" an "in-your-face", "flava"-of-the-moment, petty bullshit...Wouldn't worry too much about what the kiddies have to offer.

I turn 40 next year and I'll be in far better physical/mental/social shape than I was ten years before. I got the "midlife crisis" out of the way about a year early.

Bean · 11-30-2005, 01:14 AM

heh heh, we need a new forum now just for you guys and Starchild. We can call it the "Old Farts Lounge".

Brikar · 11-30-2005, 01:48 AM

I feel 40 coming home from work every day. Does that count?

frogs_have_warts · 11-30-2005, 03:07 AM

As a sort of young one (I'll be 22 on the 12th), all I know is that the music today sucks.

Stag · 11-30-2005, 12:46 PM

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Flaming Cosmonaut stopped drinking long enough to mumble

You'll probably be missing out on a lot of "extreme" an "in-your-face", "flava"-of-the-moment, petty bullshit...Wouldn't worry too much about what the kiddies have to offer.

I turn 40 next year and I'll be in far better physical/mental/social shape than I was ten years before. I got the "midlife crisis" out of the way about a year early.

Yeah, I am not upset about the number really...I just can't figure out where the time has gone...I too am in better shape then I was when I was 30...an in a better place mentally, when I turned 30, my daughter was just born, I was about to start divorce proceedings agaist my then wife/her mother and had more fat then bone and muscle on my body.

I am just a little down about it because I have a personal issue going on that is effecting my outlook on things.

Deslok · 11-30-2005, 05:20 PM

Hookers man!

Let's drive around and look for hookers! That'll cheer you up!!!

Cymro · 11-30-2005, 07:59 PM

Then when you find them you can slow down, roll down the window, shout "Haha you've got AIDS!" and then drive off really fast." Ah, to be young again....

Sadly, all of our gay sheep here in Wales have perished. At least I have my autographed picture of Daffyd taking a leek.

11-29-2005, 11:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	I'm turning 40 Jeesus fucking christ...On Saturday the 3rd of December, Stag will turn 40 years old. I cannot fucking believe it. I don't look it...I don't feel it...I still party pretty hard and get laid fairly regularly...where does the goddamn time go. So, now that I am turning 40, what will I be missing out on that you youngins enjoy so much...???

11-30-2005, 12:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	Re: I'm turning 40 You'll probably be missing out on a lot of "extreme" an "in-your-face", "flava"-of-the-moment, petty bullshit...Wouldn't worry too much about what the kiddies have to offer. I turn 40 next year and I'll be in far better physical/mental/social shape than I was ten years before. I got the "midlife crisis" out of the way about a year early. __________________

11-30-2005, 01:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: I'm turning 40 heh heh, we need a new forum now just for you guys and Starchild. We can call it the "Old Farts Lounge". __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

11-30-2005, 01:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Re: I'm turning 40 I feel 40 coming home from work every day. Does that count? __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

11-30-2005, 03:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
frogs_have_warts Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: An Igloo Posts: 40	Re: I'm turning 40 As a sort of young one (I'll be 22 on the 12th), all I know is that the music today sucks. __________________ What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device!

11-30-2005, 05:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Re: I'm turning 40 Hookers man! Let's drive around and look for hookers! That'll cheer you up!!! __________________

11-30-2005, 07:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: I'm turning 40 Then when you find them you can slow down, roll down the window, shout "Haha you've got AIDS!" and then drive off really fast." Ah, to be young again.... Sadly, all of our gay sheep here in Wales have perished. At least I have my autographed picture of Daffyd taking a leek. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." Last edited by Deslok; 12-01-2005 at 04:54 PM.

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