Stag

I went to a new (to me) barber near my office, it was called Rocco's Barber Shop. I walk in and there are 4 barber chairs, with 4 old Italian men doing the haircutting.

So one of the guys gets done and motions me into the chair and starts talking to me about singing while he is cutting my hair. I don't sing, and basically I know nothing about how to play music, etc...so I just let him ramble on.

He starts telling me how he goes to Karaoke every week and how his wife doesn't understand why he likes to sing but all her friends love him and want to sleep with him and how there is this one 30 year old waitress at the place he goes to that he wants to screw, etc...Keep in mind this guy had to be at least 60 years old.

All in all it was an interesting experience for $9 and 15 minutes worth of time.

That's all, no point, I just wanted to tell you about my haircut.

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Pencil Monkey

I don't trust anyone cutting my hair if they talk too much... last time someone did that I lost an extra 3 1/2 inches off my hair. I was pissed and she still demanded the money for the cut... so never go to Hollywood Hair.... not that you guys know where it is..... horsetooth woman.... bah!

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Pencil Monkey

"I'm as lonely as a fat girl at a school dance"

Stag

well I keep my hair "high and tight" like they used to say in the Navy.

Razor cut with a #2, it makes me look dangerous....Grrrr

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Sirgets

Was it Darlene???

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Cymro

pffft...I looked way dangerous when I was sporting my #0 haircut a few months back

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

#0 does make you look like the mean man, I just never had the desire/balls to shave my head, I prefer the short look, it is as brave as I will get so far.

I probably will in the future though, right after I switch to Nescafe

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Daxie

I had an expierance years ago with a talkitive hair stylist, her problem was that she was talking too much with her co-workers....

I went in to get a perm, it was going to be so cute! A nice spiral perm that I've had before and knew how it should have turned out.

Well, anyways, while the solution was setting, she was busy yapping to her co-workers and forgot about me by the time she rinsed out the solution, my hair looked like Ronald McDonalds!

I was so upset and crying so badly that the manager offered to fix it for me for free. After she "fixed" it, it looked 10 times worse.

I finally went to another salon and asked them to put straightner on it. They were reluctant to do it because they thought it would damage my hair.

I was so upset I didn't care if my hair fell out! So they put the straighting solution on it and it took the perm out and my hair was fine.

I haven't had a perm since!

Never go to Fiesta!

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Pencil Monkey

And THAT's why havin a penis is better

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Pencil Monkey

"I'm as lonely as a fat girl at a school dance"

Deslok

I have learned over the course of time that I look and feel better when I let women cut my hair. Every time I let a guy cut my hair, it does nothing for me. It hasn't helped me get a job or a girl. But every time I let a woman cut my hair, my dealings with other people on a face to face basis improves.

These days, I work in a nightclub, so it helps to look trendy. I've got to get a haircut soon, I'm getting a bit shaggy looking! Gone are the days when I combed my hair with a gillette razor (I shaved my head all through my teenage years) and I hate going to Supercuts and having my hair cut for all the street traffic to see, not that they care, I just don't like Supercuts.

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Cymro

Men usually give you the same haircut no matter how many times you tell them not to. I asked this guy to cut my hair without using a machine once and he didn't know what to do with himself...

I go to this place where they have an upstairs cutting place, and there's only two chairs there so they cut my hair up there and don't have a chance to blabber. It's a matter of professionalism to not talk to your friends while giving a haircut.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."