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Old 12-11-2005, 02:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Biology embarassment

Where were girls like this when I took biology?

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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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Old 12-11-2005, 03:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-11-2005, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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SA once said the he was in Health class in juniour high and when the teacher asked if anyone had questions (related to intercourse), some stupig girl raised her hand and asked "Why is it so salty?"
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