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Old 12-15-2005, 09:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Public service announcement - Santa is evil

In service of public safety, I must issue a warning:

Santa is evil.

Yes. Watch out for this gruesome fiend. Here is an eyewitness photo of him from last Christmas:


To help you remember the danger posed by this horrendous beast, sing to yourself these lyrics to the tune, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town":

Quote:
Santa is evil stopped drinking long enough to mumble
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Ohh!
You better not breathe, you better not move.
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude!
Santa Claus is gunning you down!!!
Watch out for Santa! Spread the word.

(With respects to Futurama...)
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Old 12-15-2005, 10:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love those episodes.
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I love that show.
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So do I, but those episodes were particularly excellent.

Is it just me, or does fate make it so that you never see your favourite episodes? Whenever my favourite episodes of any show are re-run, I either miss them or get home just in time to catch the last 10 minutes grrr...

For instance, I've seen that one with Amy's parents' ranch and the native Martians about 20 times, I've only seen the christmas episodes twice, and I had to download "Where No Fan Has gone Before". Same goes for Star Trek; whenever a really awesome episode is on, I miss it, or like last weekend I caught Chain Of Command on Saturday, slept through part 2 on Sunday....
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Old 12-15-2005, 11:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I own all of "Futurama" on DVD, so no, I don't really have that trouble.
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Bitch.
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