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Old 01-18-2006, 11:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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...And my boss called me a heartless bastard.

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Old 01-19-2006, 12:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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We could use a heartless bastard like you where I work...
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Welcome to the Heartless Bastard Club. Here's your complimentary T-Shirt; on the front, it has a picture of someone taking candy from a baby, and on the back, a drawing of a man seizing a walker from a grandma. Wear the shirt with pride, you fellow prick!
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Old 01-19-2006, 01:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Details, fool, details!
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh, I wish you were my boss, I'd love to get fired. I'd just collect unemployment insurance for six months and play video games while looking for a better job.

What'd the guy do? Or was it a budget thing? That's the worst reason to get fired. But hey, business is business. You're not there to do anybody any favors, so don't feel too bad about it.

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Old 01-19-2006, 10:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Not a budget thing.
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What happened?!?
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He fired someone! Jesus man, keep up.
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Cool, I love firing people...those that deserve it
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Old 01-20-2006, 12:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It's even better firing those that don't deserve it - the look on their face! ROFLMAO!
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