What the hell has been going on??

Bean · 08-10-2003, 04:16 AM

*Bean walks into the bar with a confused look on his face. He grabs a stool and looks around rather sheepsihly*

What the hell has been going on around here. I laid down for a nap, and when I woke up, my apartment was filled with empty tequuila bottles, the beaver was passed out in the kitchen sink, and there's a strange smell coming from my closet.

roguerhino · 08-10-2003, 08:11 PM

Hey man you better clean that shi* up you got company comming, and throw out all that spoiled bacon in the fridge...

Rhino

Cymro · 08-10-2003, 09:49 PM

I'm guessing the smell was Sirgets, he really needs to xome out of the closet *drum clash*

Sirgets · 08-10-2003, 11:05 PM

*Sirgets grabs the nearest bar stool and slams it over cymro's head*

Your Mother !!!! :321:

frogs_have_warts · 08-11-2003, 06:32 AM

Frogs who has been quietly sitting in the corner watches the mayhem just starting around him deciedes it is time for another drink. So he finishes his current drink and gets another beer. A Canadian beer, a Labbat's Blue to be exact, he knows enough to not be fooled by any conspircy theory. American beer just as strong as Canadian beer, right.

Cymro · 08-11-2003, 02:33 PM

Yes, everyone's against you :roll:

Pencil Monkey · 08-11-2003, 03:12 PM

Drunken brawls and whining are always best witnessed when perfectly sober.....*sigh*... anyone wanna lend me a new digestive track?

Stag · 08-13-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

*sigh*... anyone wanna lend me a new digestive track?

Lend, I think I would make that a gift and just write it off on my taxes.

Pencil Monkey · 08-13-2003, 10:34 PM

KICKASS!!!!! Dude!!!!

Bean · 08-13-2003, 11:36 PM

*Bean returns to the bar with a big black garbage bag slung over his shoulder. He thumps it down on the bar in front of monkey.*

"There you go. One brand new (slightlty used actually) digestive track. Don't ask, cause you don't wanna know..."

08-10-2003, 04:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Bean walks into the bar with a confused look on his face. He grabs a stool and looks around rather sheepsihly What the hell has been going on around here. I laid down for a nap, and when I woke up, my apartment was filled with empty tequuila bottles, the beaver was passed out in the kitchen sink, and there's a strange smell coming from my closet. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

08-10-2003, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
roguerhino Junior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 3	Hey man you better clean that shi* up you got company comming, and throw out all that spoiled bacon in the fridge... Rhino __________________ Normal is..What everyone else is...And You are Not...... Rhino

08-10-2003, 09:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I'm guessing the smell was Sirgets, he really needs to xome out of the closet drum clash __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

08-10-2003, 11:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	Sirgets grabs the nearest bar stool and slams it over cymro's head Your Mother !!!! :321: __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

08-11-2003, 06:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
frogs_have_warts Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: An Igloo Posts: 40	Frogs who has been quietly sitting in the corner watches the mayhem just starting around him deciedes it is time for another drink. So he finishes his current drink and gets another beer. A Canadian beer, a Labbat's Blue to be exact, he knows enough to not be fooled by any conspircy theory. American beer just as strong as Canadian beer, right. __________________ What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device!

08-11-2003, 02:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yes, everyone's against you :roll: __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

08-11-2003, 03:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pencil Monkey Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: A tall tree Posts: 284	Drunken brawls and whining are always best witnessed when perfectly sober.....sigh... anyone wanna lend me a new digestive track? __________________ Pencil Monkey "I'm as lonely as a fat girl at a school dance"

08-13-2003, 10:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pencil Monkey Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: A tall tree Posts: 284	KICKASS!!!!! Dude!!!! __________________ Pencil Monkey "I'm as lonely as a fat girl at a school dance"

08-13-2003, 11:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Bean returns to the bar with a big black garbage bag slung over his shoulder. He thumps it down on the bar in front of monkey. "There you go. One brand new (slightlty used actually) digestive track. Don't ask, cause you don't wanna know..." __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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