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Old 01-29-2006, 01:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking What's your Gay Fairy Name?

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Arik, your new Gay Fairy name is:
Prancing Prick
~ Your Special Fairy Skills ~
* Being a Turd-Burgler.*

* Taking trips over the rainbow. *
* Wearing your sisters panties. *
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Old 01-29-2006, 02:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Richard, your new Gay Fairy name is:

Sparkling Rainbow

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* Tip-Toeing through the Tulips*

* Over the rainbow tourguide. *
* Dressing in your sisters lingerie. *
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm "Lance the Gay Fairy"

My special skills are:

* Drinking dew drops.*

* Tip-Toeing through the Tulips *

* Bending over your fairy friends. *





...not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My Gay Fairy Name is Sparkling Dew Drops

~ Your Special Fairy Skills ~


* Arranging Flowers.*

* Playing in the sprinkler. *
* Dressing in your sisters lingerie. *

(I especially like playing in the sprinkler while wearing my sister's lingerie )
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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"Bean"
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Old 01-31-2006, 04:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My Gay Fairy Name is <b>Tippy Toed Fudge Packer.</b> How Gay.<a href="http://www.slickpimp.com/calculators/fairy.asp">What's Yours?</a>
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
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You idolize me, you know you do.
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Old 02-01-2006, 04:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dale, your new Gay Fairy name is:
Spring Showers
~ Your Special Fairy Skills ~
* Tip-Toeing through the Tulips*
* Bathing beneath the waterfall. *
* Being a Turd-Burgler. *

Now... Tip-Toeing thru the Tulips I can handle, and I can deal with the shrinkage that results from bathing in a waterfall... but a Turd-Burgler?
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Old 02-12-2006, 11:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hehe I got a good one

Moonlight Shadows


My Gay Fairy Name is <b>Moonlight Shadows.</b> How Gay.<a href="http://www.slickpimp.com/calculators/fairy.asp">What's Yours?</a>
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