WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars!

Arik · 02-09-2006, 05:50 PM

Goodbye Chumps! I'm outta here!

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FROM THE DESK
PROMOTION MANAGER
EUROPE ELGORDO LOTTERY PROMO
MADRID, SPAIN
09/02/2006

Dear Sir/madam

AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
today, 09/02/2006 of winners of the EUROPE ELGORDO SWEEPSTAKE
LOTTERY/ INTERNATIONAL, PROGRAMS
held on 16/ 12/2005
Your email address is attached to ticket number
023-0148-790-459, with serial number 5073-11 drew
the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37-10-43, and consequently
won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of US$1,000,000:00
(one million united states of america dollars)
in cash credited to file REF NO. EESW/25041238013/03.
This is from total prize money of US$80,400,000.00 shared among the
seventeen international winners in this category.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from a collation of frequent internet
users from all over the world from Australia, New Zealand, America,
Europe, North America,Africa, middle east and Asia as part of
International Promotions Program, which is conducted bia-annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with a Security company
insured in your name. Due to the mix up of
some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim has
been processed and your money remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants
of this program. We hope with a part of your prize, you
will participate in our end of year high stakes US$1.3
billion International Lottery.
To begin your claim, please you are to provide the below details to
this commission via email to MR AMBROSE BOB
, FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
MADRID SPAIN,ambrose_bob911@yahoo.co.uk
For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice and to enable the speedy evaluation and
processing of your winnings. we advice that you adhere
strictly to procedures, to avoid any disqualifications and
subsequent cancelation
1. your full names
2. your full home / office address
3. direct telephone/fax numbers
4. occupation / age
5. next of kin
6. amount won
7. lottery date
the above detailed information will be absolutely
neccessary for the processing of your payment cheques,
drafts or wire transfers.
Please note that this winning is valid for THREE WEEKS
and failure to issue claims after this period will
automatically void your payment. Remember to quote
your ticket number, serial number and lucky number in your future
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of your
address, do inform your claim agent as soon as
possible.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank
you for being part of our promotions program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. JAMES DAN
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of
any of our winners will result to disqualification.
SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORMATION THANKS
Mr JAMES DAN
PROMOTION MANAGER
EUROPE ELGORDO PROMO LOTTERY COMPANY
MADRID SPAIN

Closet Racist · 02-09-2006, 08:10 PM

I should introduce you to a nice South African barrister that just happens to know of a long lost, rich, deceased uncle of yours.

Arik · 02-10-2006, 12:12 AM

Well, I'm already holding onto a million USD for a couple of deposed Nigerian kings...but if this is a barrister, I guess he can be trusted.

Bean · 02-10-2006, 05:43 PM

Anyone wanna add 3 to 4 inches guaranteed?

Arik · 02-10-2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Bean stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Anyone wanna add 3 to 4 inches guaranteed?

I'm not falling for that one again!

I should already be about 5,987,367 feet by now!

Closet Racist · 02-10-2006, 07:07 PM

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Bean stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Anyone wanna add 3 to 4 inches guaranteed?

To ME or the NIGERIAN KINGS?...because I can almost guarantee the Nigerians won't need those inches as bad as me.

Bean · 02-11-2006, 04:33 AM

Ok, well how about discount medications without a prescription? I got an email from a guy the other day who has an "inside source". Has to be legit, I mean an "INSIDE SOURCE"!

Cymro · 02-11-2006, 10:53 AM

Well I know a guy who has an "EXTREME INSIDE SOURCE"

Brikar · 02-12-2006, 04:24 AM

I'll bet you do.

Cymro · 02-12-2006, 10:37 AM

Is that because you have an inside source reccomending that bet?

02-09-2006, 08:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,203	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! I should introduce you to a nice South African barrister that just happens to know of a long lost, rich, deceased uncle of yours. __________________

02-10-2006, 12:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! Well, I'm already holding onto a million USD for a couple of deposed Nigerian kings...but if this is a barrister, I guess he can be trusted. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

02-10-2006, 05:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! Anyone wanna add 3 to 4 inches guaranteed? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

02-11-2006, 04:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! Ok, well how about discount medications without a prescription? I got an email from a guy the other day who has an "inside source". Has to be legit, I mean an "INSIDE SOURCE"! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

02-11-2006, 10:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! Well I know a guy who has an "EXTREME INSIDE SOURCE" __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

02-12-2006, 04:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! I'll bet you do. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

02-12-2006, 10:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: WooHoo! I'm winning a million dollars! Is that because you have an inside source reccomending that bet? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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