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Old 02-28-2006, 08:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I love it!
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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heh
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Huh? She won't even 'virtually pee on me'? What the fuck good is she???

I even asked her to "read" and she shrugged...
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She shrugged when I told her to make me a sandwich.
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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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Old 02-28-2006, 05:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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try get me a beer.
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I typed "blow me" and she shook her finger at me

then I typed in "change your clothes" and she shrugged.

And then I typed in "jump" and she took off her shirt to reveal her nice boobies with pasties over the nipples, she went to the side of the picture and pulled out a trampoline and jumped up and down on it

Good stuff!!!

I can think of a few people on TrekWeb who could benefit from having a virtual girlfriend.
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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... and then I typed in, "shake your ass", and she took off her pants and shirt (she's wearing a red thong) and she started caressing herself a little LOL
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Try "pussy", LOL...
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When you type in "suck", another girl pops up from behind the chair holding a can of whipped cream and a banana... and you know what happens next!
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Try "pussy", LOL...
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