Brikar

That's right, apparently on this day roughly 2000 years ago, Jesus rose from the grave and craved man-flesh. Out of fear, his one-time followers blocked the entrance to his tomb with a gigantic boulder, hoping his enhanced zombie strength would not be sufficient to remove it.

Alas, they were wrong. And the human race has suffered ever since.

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Cymro

Lol.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Deslok

Wow, I never thought of the zombie aspect before.

Last week there was a commercial on TV that was advertising some pre-Easter sale, and they showed a bunch of people walking like zombies toward whatever store or restaurant was being advertised.

It all makes sense now.

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Stag

Where was Shaun and Eric when you really needed them?