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07-23-2006, 11:41 PM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
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    |  Now here's a fun site... Klingons for Jesus If I may... Quote:
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07-24-2006, 12:10 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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  | Re: Now here's a fun site... Rotflmao
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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07-24-2006, 03:09 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Now here's a fun site... Awesome!
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-24-2006, 04:33 PM
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| The Awesome One  | Re: Now here's a fun site... Funny as hell, but I would have likened Christianity to the Borg, as opposed to Klingons. And of course, Jews would be Ferengi...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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07-24-2006, 06:48 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Re: Now here's a fun site... Muslims are like the Jem'Hadar.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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07-24-2006, 07:10 PM
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| regruntled and reemployed  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
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 | Re: Now here's a fun site... Quote:
Denobulans are hedonists, Vulcans are Taoists, and species 8472 are misunderstood Satanists. Thank god the humans are godless in the future, otherwise we'd never make it out of the 21st century 
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07-24-2006, 10:36 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Now here's a fun site... Quote:
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com | |
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07-29-2006, 03:59 PM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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| Re: Now here's a fun site... I saw the "Jews for Jesus" in NYC - a bit like "Evangelics 4 Darwin" if you ask me.
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