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07-28-2006, 05:28 PM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
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    |  Schools in Kansas http://community.livejournal.com/liberal/2861872.html Don't let the livejournal link throw you...it's actually damn funny.
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07-29-2006, 03:57 PM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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 | Re: Schools in Kansas I'm kinda glad I wasn't offered a job in KC. A biologist in Kansas... oh such fun would be had.
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07-29-2006, 07:29 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Schools in Kansas Quote:
"You found a what in a what?" "A cell..." "What is that?" "It's a small biological unit that makes up larger organisms..." "I'm not seeing anything about any 'cells' in The Book." "What? What the hell book are you-- Is that a BIBLE?" "Look, if it's not in the Bible, it doesn't exist, alright." "But you can SEE it. Right there!" "All I see is someone who's devoted his life to the works of the Deceiver."
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