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08-01-2006, 07:27 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
 |  Why I was laid off... Friend sent this to me: "Why I was laid off: At the last company picnic, management decided we could have alcohol. But, for liability purposes, each person could only have one (1) drink. I was fired for ordering the cups."
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08-03-2006, 10:29 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Re: Why I was laid off... No, no, they were ordered that way on purpose...
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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08-04-2006, 01:59 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
 | Re: Why I was laid off... Stag... I can't believe he actually had to EXPLAIN that joke to you.... *Bean slaps Stag upside the head*
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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08-04-2006, 05:56 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Re: Why I was laid off... "How you keep them all on that crap boat of yours is a subject of much musing between my brother and me." "Yeah, they're a fine bunch'a reubens..."
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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08-13-2006, 12:53 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
 | Re: Why I was laid off... ROTF!!!! Only one drink per person... as long as the cups are that size I could live with that! 
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