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Old 08-19-2006, 09:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default What does your sign say about you?

I'm Cancer.

>>>SCORPIO<<<
>Can be mean.
>EXTREMELY sexy.
>Intelligent.
>Energetic.
>Predict future.
>Most erotic.
>(Freak in bed.)
>(GREAT kisser.)
>Always get what they want.
>Sexy.
>Attractive.
>Easy going.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative.
>The sexiest ever....
>Romantic.
>Caring.


>>>LIBRA<<<
>Very pretty.
>Very romantic.
>Nice to everyone They meet.
>Their Love is one of a kind.
>Silly, fun and sweet.
>Have own unique sexiness.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Amazing n Bed..!!!
>Did I say Amazing in Bed?
>not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...
u might end up crying...
>the most irresistible


>>>ARIES<<<
>Outgoing.
>lovable
>Spontanious.
>Not one to ........ with.
>Erotic.
>Funny.
>Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
> excellent kisser
>EXTREMELY sexy.
>Loves being in long relationships.=)
>Addictive.
>Loud.


>>>AQUARIUS<<<
>Trustworthy.
>Sexy.
>Great kisser.
>One of a kind.
>Loves being in long-term relationships.
>Extremely energetic.
>unpredictable.
>from the future.
>will exceed your expectations.
>Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out
>Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!


>>>GEMINI<<<
>Nice.
>Love is one of a kind.
>Great listeners
>BY FAR the BEST in BED.
>Lover not a fighter, but will still punch your lights out.
>Trustworthy.
>Always happy.
>Loud.
>Loves being in long-term relationships.
>Talkative.
>Outgoing
>Loyal
>Very forgiving
>Loves to make out
>Has a beautiful smile
>Generous
>Did I mention Very Good in bed
>Strong
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>A partner for life


>>>LEO<<<
>Great talker.
>Sexy and passionate.
>Laid back.
>Knows how to have fun.
>Is really good at ............... 4 sho
>Great kisser.
>Unpredictable.
>Outgoing.
>Down to earth.
>Addictive.
>Attractive.
>Loud.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative.
>Not one to mess with.
>Rare to find.
>Good when found.


>>>CANCER<<<
>MOST AMAZING KISSER.
>Very high sex appeal.
>Great in bed ...
>Love is one of a kind.
>Very romantic.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Entirely creative
>Random and proud of it
>Great tellin stories
>Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out


>>>PISCES<<<
>Caring and kind
>Smart.
>Center of attention.
>Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
>Very high sex appeal.
>Has the last word.
>The best to find, hardest to keep.
>Fun to be around.
>Freak in the sheets
>Extremely weird but in a good way.
>Super good in bed.
>Good Sense of Humor!!!
>Thoughtful
>A partner for life


>>>CAPRICORN<<<
>Nice
>Sassy.
>Intelligent.
>Sexy.
>Predict future.
>Irrestible, awes0me kisser.
>Loves being in long relationships
>Great talker.
>Always gets what he or she wants.
>BY FAR the BEST in BED.
>Very sexy
>Coolest
>Loves to own Gemini's in sports
>very funny
>loves to joke
>Loves to be your first.so ull never forget



>>>TAURUS<<<
>Aggressive.
>Freak in bed.
>Rare to find!
>Loves being in long relationships.=)
>Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
>Extremely outgoing.
>Sexy as ........
>Very popular
>Outstanding kisser.
>Very funny
>Awesome personality
>Sexual as .........
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>One of a kind.
>Not one to ........ with.
>Are the most sexiest people on earth!

>>>VIRGO<<<
>>Dominant in relationships.
>Sexy.
>someone loves them right now.
>Freak in bed.
>Always wants the last word.
>Caring.
>Smart.
>Addictive.
>Attractive.
>Loud.
>Loyal.
>Easy to talk to.
>Hard to forget


>>>SAGITTARIUS<<
>Spontaneous.
>Horny.
>Freak in Bed.
>High sex appeal.
>Rare to find.
>Great when found.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>The one
>So much love to give
>Not one to mess wit
>Very pretty.
>Very romantic.
>Nice to everyone They meet.
>Their Love is one of a kind.
>Silly, fun and sweet.
>Have own unique sexiness.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Amazing in Bed..!!!
>Did I say Amazing in Bed?
>not the kind of person you wanna ........ with...
u might end up crying...lmfao...but true
>the most irresistible
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My sign is slippery when wet.
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Quote:
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My sign is slippery when wet.
LOL!
Maybe you should buy a towel
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