Not having a personal net connection sucks

Cymro · 10-15-2006, 02:48 AM

I love being away from home, but one annoying thing is that I don't have my own personal net connection, and I'm not really so desperate to get online that I'm willing to walk 300 yards to a shared computer room - I could be using that time to get drunk. So when I come home on the weekend, which for some reason I always end up doing, I have to absorb everything the same time, so I have 4 TV episodes downloading and Outlook is taking a long ass time to open my e-mail accounts because I have 70 messages clogging the fucker up. What a pain in the ass.

Plus, I keep missing all the chatter over here...

Bean · 10-15-2006, 03:25 PM

Why don't you get your own connection then?

Cymro · 10-15-2006, 08:02 PM

Cause I'm living in the cheap-as-fuck accomodation provided by my University. Being randomly selected to share utilities with other randomly selected people is a great way to make new friends.

Though that can go wrong, since one of my "flatmates" was really weird and we found child porn and rape porn on his computer when he left his door unlocked, so we reported it to the cops and turns out he was on bail for trying to rape a 15 year old...

Bean · 10-15-2006, 08:45 PM

Ok... so the live in pedophile aside... You're not aloud to get a connection there is what you're saying?

Gitch · 10-16-2006, 04:41 AM

Just out of curiousity - why did you feel compelled to look at his computer when he was out of the room? Were you already suspicious?

Bean · 10-16-2006, 10:15 AM

Or hopeful perhaps?

Deslok · 10-16-2006, 07:58 PM

Cym was looking for lambs on the computer. He's a lamb-o-phile

Bean · 10-16-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Deslok stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Cym was looking for lambs on the computer. He's a lamb-o-phile

That is SOOOOO out of line Deslok... We all know that the Welsh prefer fully matured sheep.

10-15-2006, 02:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Not having a personal net connection sucks I love being away from home, but one annoying thing is that I don't have my own personal net connection, and I'm not really so desperate to get online that I'm willing to walk 300 yards to a shared computer room - I could be using that time to get drunk. So when I come home on the weekend, which for some reason I always end up doing, I have to absorb everything the same time, so I have 4 TV episodes downloading and Outlook is taking a long ass time to open my e-mail accounts because I have 70 messages clogging the fucker up. What a pain in the ass. Plus, I keep missing all the chatter over here... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-15-2006, 03:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Why don't you get your own connection then? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-15-2006, 08:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Cause I'm living in the cheap-as-fuck accomodation provided by my University. Being randomly selected to share utilities with other randomly selected people is a great way to make new friends. Though that can go wrong, since one of my "flatmates" was really weird and we found child porn and rape porn on his computer when he left his door unlocked, so we reported it to the cops and turns out he was on bail for trying to rape a 15 year old... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-15-2006, 08:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Ok... so the live in pedophile aside... You're not aloud to get a connection there is what you're saying? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-16-2006, 04:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Just out of curiousity - why did you feel compelled to look at his computer when he was out of the room? Were you already suspicious? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

10-16-2006, 10:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Or hopeful perhaps? __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-16-2006, 07:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Re: Not having a personal net connection sucks Cym was looking for lambs on the computer. He's a lamb-o-phile __________________

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