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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm Quote:
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| The Awesome One | I don't even know what to say to that.....
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
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![]() | I know what to say to that, I think the whole fucking human genome is fucked beyond belief. An entire species of insane and unstable freaks and the bloodlusters who love them. And people think midget porn is bad... what about midget faces of death fercrissakes!!! At least with midget porn, it's an act of love/lust going on. But midget carnage? Next thing you know, there'll be a battallion of midgets sent to Cambodia at the president's request to "smoke out" those evil lions. And then Bush will land on an aircraft carrier and all will be "mission accomplished." I'm sorry, but the only cool country is Canada, because it's so close to the North Pole, and that's where Santa lives. And you know Santa has midgets, but he hides them under the classification of "elves". And elves battling polar bears is at least a little more humane. Needless to say, if you read through this entire posting, then you've just lost a minute of your life that you'll never get back. Sorry about that. |
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| The Awesome One | Quote:
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk | |
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| Senior Member | Sadly, that article was debunked ages ago: http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Clearly, what needs to be done is to actually stage the fight... Does anybody know 40 midgets?
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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| The Awesome One | I think they prefer the term "little people".
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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