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Old 11-20-2006, 01:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Why can't we live in a cool country like... Cambodia.

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

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The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
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Old 11-20-2006, 02:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Why can't we live in a cool country like... Cambodia.

I don't even know what to say to that.....
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Why can't we live in a cool country like... Cambodia.

I know what to say to that, I think the whole fucking human genome is fucked beyond belief. An entire species of insane and unstable freaks and the bloodlusters who love them. And people think midget porn is bad... what about midget faces of death fercrissakes!!! At least with midget porn, it's an act of love/lust going on. But midget carnage? Next thing you know, there'll be a battallion of midgets sent to Cambodia at the president's request to "smoke out" those evil lions. And then Bush will land on an aircraft carrier and all will be "mission accomplished."

I'm sorry, but the only cool country is Canada, because it's so close to the North Pole, and that's where Santa lives. And you know Santa has midgets, but he hides them under the classification of "elves". And elves battling polar bears is at least a little more humane. Needless to say, if you read through this entire posting, then you've just lost a minute of your life that you'll never get back. Sorry about that.
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, but the only cool country is Canada,
Truer words were never spoken, although I still think you need to go back on your meds from the looks of this post...
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Default Re: Why can't we live in a cool country like... Cambodia.

Sadly, that article was debunked ages ago: http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/
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Clearly, what needs to be done is to actually stage the fight... Does anybody know 40 midgets?
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I think they prefer the term "little people".
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