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| Cymro's Bitch | Well, since my parents just got divorced and my mom has a sleazy new boyfriend who my dad recently tried to beat the hell out of... My Christmas is going just swimmingly so far. Still, merry Christmas, everyone, and have new year that's not as shitty as the Angry Beaver indicates last year was.
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| Religious Fanatic | Hey, my parents got divorced this year too, maybe we should start a club.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude | "Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com Last edited by Brikar; 12-25-2006 at 02:22 PM. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti...
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![]() ![]() View Edit History: | Happy Kwanza! "Santa" bought me a remotely controlled/programmable/robotic chimpanzee head that I derive hours of entertainment from by tormenting everyone's dogs and cats with... *** L I N K ***
__________________ Last edited by Closet Racist; 12-25-2006 at 01:22 PM. |
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| Religious Fanatic | Santa broke into my house and stole all the prezies my mum bought me.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
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![]() | OK, I'm a day late in wishing my barmates a Merry Christmas... think of it as a Christmas card that came late. That said: I hope that Christmas turned out better than you hoped, and that the New Year brings new and better opportunities to you all! :-)
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong. ![]() |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti...
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![]() ![]() View Edit History: | [Tiny Tim]"God bless us, every one!"[/Tiny Tim] ...except for Scorned. Fuck him. |
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