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Old 12-24-2006, 10:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Merry Xmas everyone.

That's it.. I said it. What more do you want.
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Old 12-25-2006, 02:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Merry Xmas everyone.

Well, since my parents just got divorced and my mom has a sleazy new boyfriend who my dad recently tried to beat the hell out of...

My Christmas is going just swimmingly so far.

Still, merry Christmas, everyone, and have new year that's not as shitty as the Angry Beaver indicates last year was.
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Old 12-25-2006, 03:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Merry Xmas everyone.

Hey, my parents got divorced this year too, maybe we should start a club.
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Old 12-25-2006, 03:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Merry Christmas everyone of my fellow bar mates.
Best wishes to all of you.
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Old 12-25-2006, 11:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Merry X-mas! May Santa make your deaths quick and painless...
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Old 12-25-2006, 12:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
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Old 12-25-2006, 01:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Happy Kwanza!

"Santa" bought me a remotely controlled/programmable/robotic chimpanzee head that I derive hours of entertainment from by tormenting everyone's dogs and cats with...

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Old 12-25-2006, 08:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Default Re: Merry Xmas everyone.

Santa broke into my house and stole all the prezies my mum bought me.
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Old 12-26-2006, 01:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Default Re: Merry Xmas everyone.

OK, I'm a day late in wishing my barmates a Merry Christmas... think of it as a Christmas card that came late.

That said: I hope that Christmas turned out better than you hoped, and that the New Year brings new and better opportunities to you all! :-)
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Old 12-26-2006, 07:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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