Brikar

guess who needs a new front end on his car? On the plus side, i am posting this from my iPod in a parking lot...

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Bean

What happened? Accident?

And wtf? You can browse the net on an Ipod?

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Cymro

I need a new tyre. Life really does suck.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

iamspenagain

You mean, you need a new tire, right, Cymro?

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Cymro

I would if I were a moron

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Arik

There, fixed that for you.

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Arik

Y'know, I'd like an iPod Touch, but I've got 17 gig of music. Where am I going to store the video...

And, I'd have to hack it to put Monkey Island on it.

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Stag

I am still unemployed if that helps anyone feel better about themselves.

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Cymro

It makes me feel worse on account of the fact I'd probably be better off if I were unemployed in this country.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Brikar

Yeah, I don't have nearly that much music, so it's pretty awesome for me.

Anyway, I rear-ended some lady at a stop sign. Totally my fault, wasn't paying attention. Her car had no damage - paint scraped on her rear bumper. Mine on the other hand, cracked the front bumper all to shit, the grill is gone and the hood is dented inward. My license plate is hanging by one bolt and is also bent to shit.

She was really nice about it, so I'm hoping I don't get a bill for a $400 bumper wax job.

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