Cymro

Who the fuck has a "Starfleet Wedding"? They should round these fuckers up with the Scientologists.

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Closet Racist

Almost as bad as Star Wars weddings.

PS-May the Force be with you. You may now kiss the pride. Live long and prosper.

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Arik

I've always wanted to do my vows while jumping out of a plane. That way, if she cries and gets all teary eyed about how great our lives together are going to be, I can just not open my 'chute.

Guess I'm just romantic that way...

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Closet Racist

Personally, I always wanted an OMEGA MAN-themed wedding. Me I'm my khakis, my bride in denim bell-bottoms and an Afro, both of us carrying rifles, and the bridesmaids and groomsmen all dressed as insane albinos in hooded robes...

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Bean

Personally I'm smart enough to not want to get married....

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--James T. Kirk

Stag

I always thought if I got married again that I would theme it like the 2nd Planet of the Apes movie with all those mutants.

Standing at the altar, where in place of a doomsday missile, it is a HUGE dildo with my name embalzened on it and a bunch of scantily clad hotties caressing the base of it.

The mutants then come out of various knooks and crannies of the cave and perform the ceremony complete with the unmasking part to show their horrible Victor Buono faces with huge veins and no skin pigment. My bride and I exchange vows, a mutant then uses his telekinetic powers to force our faces together and kiss. We are now married.

At this point Charlton Heston jumps out of hiding and screams "DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" however, my best man, Cornelius - the chimp, busts out an APE-K 47 and blasts him. Heston, in his death throws, falls onto the dildo control panel and with his last bit of life pushes the bis red button. The result - thousands of gallons of marshmallow fluff shoot out of the top of the aforementioned giant dildo, bathing everyone in its sticky goo and starting a party that lasts for a week.

Anyway, it was just a passing thought.

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Bean

You need some really strong medication...

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Stag

Got any?

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Closet Racist

You've one-upped my desire for a "Soylent Green" wedding...

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Daxie

I was at a convention a few years back and they did a mock Klingon wedding, had the room decorated, the costumes... they really went all out. I guess I could see it as long as it's done tasefully.

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>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"