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Old 01-01-2008, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy fucking New Year, everyone.
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Old 01-01-2008, 01:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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(AArrgghh...my aching head...)
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Old 01-01-2008, 05:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh god... make it stop...
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Old 01-01-2008, 05:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Damn...I have not been this hung over in a long fucking time. Happy New Year!!!
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I just took a muscle relaxer and a 45 minute shower, I still want to die....
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Old 01-01-2008, 08:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I didn't drink enough last night.
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Old 01-02-2008, 12:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Neither did I ...I wound up mixing between wine and hard liquor and beer - throw in the occasional shot and well, happy hangover!!
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For a change, I had a designated driver. We went to a bar in downtown Ft. Worth called The Flying Saucer that boasts a ridiculous number of beers on tap...all of which I think I tried.
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So is that what they call vomit in Ft. Worth - "saucer"?
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I went to a garage party... There was a band, lots of people, good time.
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