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Old 01-07-2008, 11:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hmm...

Over the past month, there have been 913 unique visitors to the 'bar. Some of these seem fairly normal (UK, Canada, US), and some of them are...well...a little off the wall.

Search Keywords are always fun. Top three are "the astrobar", "astrobar" and "cujostorm".

Then we get to "i am legend ending sucks". Okay, I can see that one.

Number 8 is "anyway tochange psp slim firmware without cutting battery"

Number nine is "buy premodded pandora batter"

Number ten is "can i change my battery back to normal after soldering it? psp"

Again, all conversations that have been around here.

Nmbers 5, 6 and 7 are interesting.

Someone from Cuenca, and someone from Maja (South America & Southern Europe) searched for "the best ass in the web".

Someone from Montevideo and someone from Pianella found us by searching for "the best ass on the web".

Someone from Paris found us by searching for "best ass to mouth" 2006.

I don't know what this proves, except for the fact that everyone here's a sick fuck, and so is one guy in Paris.



So, going beyond just a little, 76% of visits were on the firefox browser (both version 2)

11.8% of visits were on Internet Explorer (53% still on IE 6, 47% have upgraded to IE 7).

11% of visits were on Safari. All of these were on an iPhone.

.88% of visits were on the PSP.

.11% of visits were Opera.

We having fun yet?
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Old 01-08-2008, 01:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You may think nobody cares about this stuff, but I love reading it. I g uess it's the geek in me lol
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Old 01-08-2008, 03:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I have to admit I like it too.
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Old 01-08-2008, 03:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Methinks it cool that someone used an iPhone over 100 times.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Methinks it cool that someone used an iPhone over 100 times.

Um...That would be me.


I wonder if "J2M" is the Frenchman looking for "best ass-to-mouth".
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Um...That would be me.
So... does the iPhone live up to the hype? I've only seen one once in person, and the owner kept accidentally taking pictures. At least she was cute.
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Wow, long time no see...
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So... does the iPhone live up to the hype? I've only seen one once in person, and the owner kept accidentally taking pictures. At least she was cute.
It's not without its bad points (small and heavy, needs regular rebooting) but it was damned well worth it, especially since I didn't "camp out" to get one and waited two months for the price to come down.

After playing with it for a few months I've learned all the unwritten "no-no's" and nuances. I'm much happier thinking of it, not as a "cellphone", but as a "grown-up toy that just happens to have a cellphone built in".

It's really nice to be able to conduct the devil's work from anywhere I am with a fully charged battery (or snap-on battery pack) and not just from my desk!
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Um...That would be me.


I wonder if "J2M" is the Frenchman looking for "best ass-to-mouth".
I'va always thought of calling him A2M, but I didn't think anyone would get it
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I'va always thought of calling him A2M, but I didn't think anyone would get it
I'm sure he'll give you plenty o' opportunities to call him that.
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