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01-29-2008, 03:05 AM
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| AKA SIRGETS  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH!
Posts: 1,118
  |  Rules and Advice for dealing with a pregnant Wife This is a little segmant i think we all need to read and contribute too as i have made some mistakes so far in dealing with my pregnant wife. Things i have said so far and should not have 1. After wife tells me over and over again that she has a headache ...i tell her to man up and go to sleep. The guys is a no no ....take it from me your head will be hurting afterwards too 2. Do not refer to her newly form baby bump as a Ponch. Warning may cause objects to fly in your direction, Most likely the direction of your balls. At this moment this is all i can remember but i know more will come to my and i know i will still have more time to do and say stupid things. She still has 5 more months or so to go Well i now open the floor to you guys to share stories and advice. Oh and Cymro dont worry, Someday some special lady will let you touch her in those special spots....just hang in there.
__________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro |
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01-29-2008, 03:43 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Re: Rules and Advice for dealing with a pregnant Wife "I'll get the condoms"
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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01-29-2008, 02:00 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
 | Re: Rules and Advice for dealing with a pregnant Wife How about -- "Keep it up and you'ld be wise to stay away from the top of the stairs!"
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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01-29-2008, 05:23 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
Posts: 370
| Re: Rules and Advice for dealing with a pregnant Wife Give her chocolate. Lots of chocolate. Oh, and if she craves the weirdest shit in the universe to eat? GET IT FOR HER, N-O-W!!!
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong.  |
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