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Old 02-05-2008, 07:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Windows Vista Help

"Opening the Windows Vista Box"

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Old 02-05-2008, 09:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lmfao!!!!
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4. Holding the now-empty Vista case in one hand, using your free hand, forcefully insert the disk up your ass. Only after you send Microsoft the Product Activation Key will you be able to remove the disk.
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Old 02-05-2008, 11:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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