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Old 05-03-2008, 12:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Seal rapes penguin

This is not a joke: "'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin".



That penguin will need therapy for life...

Meanwhile, the seal plans a trip to Canada for Operation: Beaver.
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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And here I thought this would be an article about the R&B singer.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm angered by all the copycat "walrus on seagull" rapes...
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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What about the "Welshman on sheep" rapes? Why don't they get reported on??
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Old 05-04-2008, 05:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What about the "Welshman on sheep" rapes? Why don't they get reported on??
Bestial rape is dull when it's contained within one species.
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YTMND - Seal tries sex with Penguin
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